Thursday, December 29, 2011

Titles, by team

As requested by retired MBA great Fly Davia, here is a team-by-team breakdown of titles won.

Philadelphia--10--most recent in Season 24
Milwaukee--7--most recent in Season 18
Dallas--3--most recent in Season 28
Houston--3--most recent in Season 12
Charleston--2--most recent in Season 27
Chicago--2--most recent in Season 16
San Jose--1--most recent in Season 25
Still waiting--Oklahoma City, Seattle and Sacramento

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Dallas wins third title with 78-60 victory

DALLAS--The two All-Leaguers for Dallas led the way to the franchise's third championship as the Demons captured Game 5 78-60. Fourteen-year veteran Mamadou Zongo netted 23 points and center Max Payne had 21 as Dallas broke open a tight contest in the third quarter. The Demons led 28-27 at the half, but by the end of the third quarter, the home team held a comfortable 53-38 lead and coasted the rest of the way.
Seattle center Tom "the Bomb" Kondla was injured halfway through the second quarter and was unable to return to the championship game, setting Payne loose for his best scoring game of the finals.
Following the contest, Zongo was named MVP of the playoffs, the first MVP honor of his illustrious career. The Season 28 title follows back-to-back championships by the Demons in Seasons 20 and 21.
MVP of Game--Max Payne

Dallas gets must-win triumph to even series

SEATTLE--The Dallas Demons. leading from start to finish, captured Game 4 with a key 77-67 road win, sending the Season 28 MBA finals to a decisive fifth game. This marks the fourth consecutive championship series that has gone the five-game distance.
Dallas featured unbelievable scoring balance in the contest, with six players in double figures, including California Dan Masterson's 10 off the bench. The highest scorer for the winners was center Max Payne, who netted 14 points. The third-year big man also led the parade of 13 blocked shots for Dallas, getting six more of his own. Payne was also the game's top rebounder with 7, giving him a triple-double for the contest.
Kuch Kuch Hotahey of Seattle led all scorers with 23, while blocking five shots. Horn E. Goatweed added 18 in a losing cause for the Stampede.
Game MVP-Kuch Kuch Hotahey

Seattle takes series command with 22-point road win

DALLAS--Leading 49-45 going into the final quarter, the Seattle Stampede outscored the home team Dallas Demons 27-9 down the home stretch to win Game 3 going away, 76-54. The victory puts the Stampede within one win of their first MBA title. They are the last of the Tyler Masterson teams without championship hardware.
It was again Horn E. Goatweed leading the way for Seattle. The sharp-shooting two guard scored 23 points that included a perfect day from behind the three-point line (5 for 5). The All-Leaguer also notched a game-high 7 assists and three rebounds for the winners.
Mamadou Zongo was the top scorer for Dallas with 21 points before fouling out late. He was the only Demon player to reach double figures in points. Nipple Rings Raguski (also about to retire) had 17 for Seattle from his point guard post.
Game MVP--Horn E. Goatweed

Stampede come roaring back to tie series at home

SEATTLE--The Seattle Stampede, playing before a raucous home crowd, evened up the finals series with a convincing 72-53 Game 2 victory. Horn E. Goatweed, playing in the last games of his career, led the victors with 22 points, with the 5-11 guard pulling down five boards to boot. Mamadou Zongo had 17 for the losing Demons, while Dallas center Max Payne's four blocked shots established a new record for most blocks in a post-season. The all-league 7-footer has already blocked 27 shots in this post season, passing the previous record of 25 established in Season 25 by Sagittal Occlusal of San Jose.
Game MVP-Horn E. Goatweed, Seattle--22 points, five rebounds, 1 assist.
Top rebounder-Tom "the Bomb" Kondla, Seattle, 8.
Most blocks--Kuch Kuch Hotahey, Seattle, 5.
Most steals--Kuch Kuch Hotahey, Seattle, 3.

Dallas wins finals opener 75-67

DALLAS--Hall of Fame point guard Mamadou Zongo's game-high 22 points and seven rebounds led the way as the Dallas Demons took game 1 of the best of five series 75-67 over the Seattle Stampede. Seattle was never really in this one, getting outrebounded 24-14 while their league-leading scorer, Horn E. Goatweed managed just seven points on only four shots.
Meanwhile, 7-foot, all-league center Max Payne of Dallas was blocking six shots and rookie forward J'Q contributed a valuable 10 points off the bench for the winners.
Shot blocking was running rampant in this one, with Dallas blocking 10 shots and Seattle swatting away 9 in a game that had both clubs shooting in the low 50s percentage-wise.
Forward Bisquero Cutoff chipped in with 16 points for the winners. Kuch Kuch Hotahey led Seattle in scoring with 15. The game marked the first finals appearance for the Stampede since Season 14.
Game MVP--Mamadou Zongo, Dallas--22 points, 7 rebounds, 1 block
SPECIAL NOTE: This finals represents the first time in the history of the MBA that two Western Division teams have met for the championship.

Dallas eliminates defending champs

The Dallas Demons came back from a 20-point deficit to beat two-time defending champion Charleston 76-72 and advance to the Season 28 championship round.
Dallas trailed 63-51 going into the final quarter, but kept chipping away at the lead until a Momadou Zongo (22 points) 3-pointer finally gave the Demons a 69-68 lead. The game went down to the final time unit. A Chuck Rysz tip-in for Charleston tied the game 72-72 with one time unit left, when the veteran Zongo, the league's most recent Hall of Famer, canned a trey at the buzzer, was fouled and hit a free throw to win the game.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

MBA PLAYOFFS ROUND ONE

In what can only be described as a shocker, the Seattle Stampede eliminated the Houston Iguanas two games to none to advance to their first championship series since Season 14.
Seattle opened up the series with a72-66 road win behind the 23-point, 5-rebound, 5-blocked shots effort of rookie center Tom "The Bomb" Kondla. And showing that Game 1 was no fluke, the Stampede seized control of the first-round clincher right out of the gate and went on to a 88-73 triumph. Forward Kush Kush Hotahey was the MVP in this contest for Seattle, with 18 points and six blocked shots.
The other series is proving to be a barn burner, as expected, with Dallas dominating Game 1 and two-time defending champ Charleston holding serve on its own home court. The next game is the decider and some might contend that it is the title contest.
Mamodou Zongo of Dallas (20 points) and Chuck Rysz of Charleston (16 points, 5 rebounds) shared MVP honors in Game 1. Rookie of the Year Jimsy Redfern was MVP for the Rebels in Game 2 with 26 points, 6 rebounds, 5 blocks, an assist and a steal.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Season 28--Regular Season Update

The two teams from Texas...the Dallas Demons and the Houston Iguanas won their respective divisions to get home court advantage in the upcoming MBA playoffs.
Finishing second to Houston in the East was the two-time defending champion Charleston Rebels, while the Seattle Stampede, picked to finish last in the West in the preseason polls, shocked the hoops world to edge San Jose on the last game of the season to make the playoffs.
Thus, Charleston (7-3) will take on Dallas (9-1) in the best of three round one semis, while the upstarts from Seattle (6-4) go up against Houston (8-2).
Dallas, which last won a title in Season 21, returns to the playoffs after a one year absence. The Demons are the only playoff team to feature a pair of All-MBA players in Mamadou Zongo and Max Payne .
Houston last won in Season 12, and also gets back to the post-season after missing last year. The Iguanas boast the league's best rebounder in Crash D. Bordz and rookie sensation Sunny Osiris.
Charleston has league MVP forward Boone Doggle, just added to the Hall of Fame. Doggle joins fellow Hall of Famer Jonny Cockaroo and Rookie of the Year forward Jimsy Redfern to give the Rebels a formidable front line in their effort to win a third-straight title. Only Philadelphia, in Seasons 22, 23 and 24 has completed the triumvirate.
Seattle has never won a title and last appeared in the playoffs in Season 25. All-League point guard Horn E. Goatweed led the league in scoring and will retire after the playoffs, along with two other Stampede guards, so it appears that it's now or never for the upstart club. Forward Kuch Kuch Hotahey destroyed the blocked shots record of 38, swatting away 46 shots this year.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

CHARLESTON REPEATS AS CHAMPS

VETERAN HALL OF FAMER JONNY COCKAROO LEADS THE WAY

SAN JOSE--The Charleston Rebels led from start to finish on the way to capturing their second consecutive championship, besting the San Jose Fighting Amigos 61-58 in a hard-fought Game 5 decider.
Tenth-year Hall of Fame center Jonny Cockaroo led the charge for the victors, scoring 10 of his game-high 18 points in the fourth quarter, where the big guy also snagged three rebounds and blocked two shots down the stretch.
The Rebels harassed the Amigos into 8 steals and just 46 percent shooting, outdoing the San Jose defensive stalwarts at their own game.
Still, San Jose closed the gap to 59-56 with six time units remaining when Cock A. Doodledoo (16 points) finished a 3-point play with a free throw. Four ticks later, 6-11 forward Tug Hershorts made it a one-point game, scoring inside for the Amigos.
But Charleston's All-League forward, Boone Doggle, completed the scoring with a bucket with one time unit remaining to seal the title for the Rebels.
The game started with an offensive burst, with Charleston getting 25 first-quarter points to 17 for San Jose, but then settled into another defensive struggle between the two titans.
The Rebels thus became the first Dave Masterson-owned club to capture back-to-back championships in MBA history. It's also the third consecutive DM team to win the coveted crown, an unprecedented accomplishment in league annals.
San Jose Hall of Fame forward Sagittal Occlusal was named Playoff MVP for the second time in three seasons to go with the three regular-season MVP awards he has garnered in as many years.

CHARLESTON 25-17-45-61
SAN JOSE...17-32-48-58

GAME MVP--Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston, 18 points, 4 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 blocks
TOP SCORER--Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston, 18
TOP REBOUNDERS--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston and Maurice Lanelle, San Jose, 6 each
TOP ASSISTS--Boone Doggle, Charleston and Funsy VanSlochum, San Jose, 3 each
TOP STEALS--Boss Driver, Charleston, 3
TOP BLOCKS--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston 3

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Finals Game 4

OFFENSE UNLEASHED, CHARLESTON SENDS SERIES TO FINAL GAME

CHARLESTON -- The defending champion Charleston Rebels sent the championship series to its final game with a 74-70 home win against the San Jose Fighting Amigos.
The highly-praised front line of the Rebels, center Jonny Cockaroo and forwards Boone Doggle and Sammy Zazooch, played like demons in this one, finally breaking free of the defensive stranglehold of San Jose. Doggle had 18, Zazooch 14 and Cockaroo 16 in the winning effort.
Zazooch was especially clutch, picking up the fourth double-double of his illustrious career with 6 rebounds and five blocked shots.
Hall of Famer Sagittal Occlusal of San Jose matched his power forward opponent Doggle with a 17-point, 5-rebound, 3 blocks game and provided fans with a spirited one-on-one battle.
Rookie two guard Cock A. Doodledoo of San Jose led all scorers with 21 points, but for the second game in a row, Fighting Amigos center Zlatko Korkovic was completely held out of the scoring column by defensive genius Cockaroo of the Rebels.
Cockaroo sealed the deal for Charleston in this one. With the Rebels clinging to a 71-70 lead, the big guy scored with four time units remaining, was fouled and converted the free throw as the Rebel flags waved wildly in the stands.

San Jose... 11-29-50-70
Charleston 21-40-56-74

GAME MVP--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston 14 points, 6 rebounds, 5 blocks, 2 assists
TOP SCORER--Cock A. Doodledoo, San Jose 21
TOP ASSISTS--Boss Driver, Charleston 4
TOP BLOCKS--Zazooch, Charleston 5

SPECIAL NOTE: San Jose and Charleston are matching up in the playoffs for the third consecutive season, with every one of their series going the maximum number of games. In six playoff series in the past three seasons, the Rebels have played the max number of games in all but one.

Finals Game 3

SAN JOSE TAKES SERIES LEAD

SAN JOSE--Using outstanding defense again, the Fighting Amigos became the first team in the finals series to win on its home court, coming from behind with a key 65-57 Game 3 win against the Charleston Rebels.
The Fighting Amigos are now one win away from claiming their second title in three seasons.
Small forward Ed Masterson led the way for San Jose in this won, pumping in 23 points. But "The Cookie Monster" Maurice Lanelle came up strong off the bench at the center position for the Amigos, getting 14 points, 5 rebounds and a blocked shot as the San Jose front line dominated down the stretch.
Jonny Cockaroo returned to the starting lineup for Charleston in this one.

Charleston 19-40-48-57
San Jose....16-31-49-65

GAME MVP--Ed Masterson, San Jose, 23 points, 3 rebounds, 2 steals
TOP SCORER--Ed Masterson, San Jose 23
Top REBOUNDER--Sagittal Occlusal, San Jose 6
TOP ASSISTS--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston, 3
TOPS STEALS--Ed Masterson, San Jose, 2
TOPS BLOCKS--Sagittal Occlusal, San Jose, 6

Finals Game 2

SAN JOSE TIGHTENS DEFENSE AND SERIES

CHARLESTON -- The San Jose Fighting Amigos, which led the MBA in team defense by holding opponents under 60 points a game, kept Charleston from scoring even 50 in Game 2. The result was a 51-48 win for San Jose, evening up the MBA Finals series at one game each.
Only one Rebel player managed double figures in this contest, with Sammy Zazooch getting 16. MBA fans realize that to win in the MBA, a team should put up at least 50 shots in a game. San Jose held Charleston to 39 attempts.
But although the Fighting Amigos had three double-digit scorers, their opponents were almost equally ferocious, holding San Jose to just 47.1 percent shooting. Charleston continued to harass the ball, coming up with five steals.
The smothering defense by both squads was at its apex in the third quarter when both teams combined for just 16 points.
The game was typified by the All-League matchup at power forward, where Charleston's Boone Doggle and San Jose's Sagittal Occlusal held each other to a virtual standstill.
A desperation three-point shot the length of the court by Boss Driver of Charleston nearly went in at game's end. The shot, which would have tied the game, rimmed and went out.

San Jose... 18-12-41-51
Charleston 12-29-36-48

GAME MVP--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston 16 points, 4 rebounds, 3 blocks
TOP SCORER--Zazooch, Charleston 16
TOP REBOUNDER--Boss Driver, Charleston 8
TOP BLOCKS--Sagittal Occlusal, San Jose 4

Finals Game 1

REBELS EDGE FIGHTING AMIGOS IN DEFENSIVE BATTLE
SAN JOSE -- Despite scoring just six points in the fourth quarter, the defending champion Charleston Rebels held on to win Game 1 of the championship series 62-58 against their arch-rivals from San Jose.
The game started out with an offensive burst, with Charleston leading 19-18 after one quarter thanks mainly to Benny Gumm's 11 points (15 in the game total). Gumm, who fouled out seven times during the regular season, again suffered from personals, picking up his fourth of the game right at the beginning of the third quarter. He would foul out early in the fourth.
Meanwhile, the game turned into a slugfest in the second half, with both teams imposing their will defensively on their opponents. San Jose, shooting just 47.8 percent for the game, trailed by 10, 48-38 midway through the third, then battled back within four with just five time units remaining before finally succumbing.
Substitute center Heater Vanmeter was outstanding in a starting role for the injured Jonny Cockaroo of Charleston.

Charleston 19-39-56-62
San Jose... 18-34-45-58

GAME MVP--(three tied)Vanmeter, Charleston 11 points, eight rebounds, 2 assists, 1 block; Boone Doggle, Charleston, 12 points, 6 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, 1 block; Funsy VanSlochum, San Jose, 17 points, 2 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals.
TOP SCORER--VanSlochum, San Jose 17 points
TOP REBOUNDER--Vanmeter, Charleston 8
TOPS ASSISTS--Boss Driver, Charleston 6
TOPS STEALS--VanSlochum, San Jose 2
TOPS BLOCKS--Sagittal Occlusal, San Jose 4

CHARLESTON ADVANCES TO TITLE ROUND

REBELS OUTLAST OKLAHOMA CITY
The Charleston Rebels will get a chance to defend their MBA title in the championship round thanks to a 87-76 Game 3 win against the upstart Oklahoma City Lariats.
Both the Rebels (Jonny Cockaroo) and Lariats (Gulemon Mon-Mon) were missing injured starters in this one, and in both cases the teams took advantage of the replacements. Charleston power forward Boone Doggle smoked Oklahoma City substitute Rudolfo Syndrao for 32 points to lead all scorers and Lariats center Titfur Tatt lit up Heater Van Meter for 25.
The Rebels, who established a playoff record in this one with 11 steals, broke this high-scoring affair open in the third quarter, doubling its four-point halftime lead. Moxie Mamalucco, coming off the bench for the Rebels, tied a playoff record for steals in one game with six, tying the Season 23 mark set by Dallas Hall of Famer Joey Two-Tones.
Charleston, which also got 24 points from Benny Gumm, will now advance to play San Jose, marking the third time in the past three seasons these two powerhouse clubs will meet in the playoffs.
GAME MVP--Boone Doggle, Charleston Rebels, 32 points, 4 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 block.
TOP REBOUNDER--Sammy Zazooch, Charleston Rebels, 6
TOPS ASSISTS--Marcus Pettis, Oklahoma City, 4
TOPS STEALS--Moxie Mamalucco, Charleston 6

Latest Playoff News

FIGHTING AMIGOS ADVANCE TO FINALS
The San Jose Fighting Amigos advanced to the MBA finals behind the 25-point performance of center Zlatko Korkovic, besting the Milwaukee Greyhounds 72-65.
Rookie guard Cock A. Doodledoo added 17 to the San Jose cause and MVP/Hall of Famer Sagittal Occlusal chipped in with 15.
Bisquiero Cutoff led four Greyhounds in double figures with 19.
GAME MVP- Korkovic, San Jose, 25 points, 6 rebounds, 4 assists.
TOP SCORER--Korkovic, San Jose, 25 points.
TOP REBOUNDER-Doodledoo, San Jose, 9.
TOPS in STEALS- Benny Lava, Milwaukee, 4.
ASSISTS-Korkovic, San Jose, 4

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Lariats even up series

The Oklahoma City Lariats won their first playoff game in 10 seasons, beating up on the defending champion Charleston Rebels 69-54 in Oklahoma City to even up this best of three series.
Hall of Fame center Jonny Cockaroo went down to injury early in the first quarter of play for the Rebels, who never recovered from the loss. He is lost for the next contest at least, as is power forward rookie Gulemon Mon-Mon of the Lariats, who was hurt near the end of the third quarter.
Fellow rookie forward Jimmy Wharfdale again led the charge for Oklahoma City with game highs in points (24) and rebounds (9).
Game three will decide who goes to the finals.

Game MVP--Jimmy Wharfdale, Oklahoma City, 24 points on 11 of 11 shooting, 9 rebounds.
Most Assists--Marcus Pettis, Oklahoma City, 6.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Rebels, Amigos win playoff openers

REBELS ROUGH UP OKLAHOMA CITY
The defending champion Charleston Rebels outscored the Oklahoma City Lariats 24-10 in the third quarter to blow open Game One of this best of three semifinal playoff series on the way to a 88-64 win.
With the game still close, All-League forward Boone Doggle of Charleston was hurt early in the second quarter and removed for the remainder of the contest. It made little difference, however, as veterans Benny Gumm (28 points)and Jonny Cockaroo (20)responded to the Lariats challenge.
Game MVPs--Benny Gumm, Charleston 28 points, 3 assists, 2 rebounds, 1 steal.
Jimmy Wharfdale, Oklahoma City, 25 points, 7 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 steal.
Top Scorer, Gumm, Charleston, 28.
Top Rebounder, Cockaroo, Charleston 8
Tops in assists, Boss Driver, Charleston 5

FIGHTING AMIGOS EDGE UPSTART YOUNGSTERS FROM MILWAUKEE
The San Jose Fighting Amigos came back from a 55-50 deficit after three quarters to edge the youngest team in the MBA, the Milwaukee Greyhounds, 67-64 to open the best of three semifinal playoff series.
Game MVP--Sagittal Occlusal, San Jose, 27 points, 5 rebounds, 2 assists, 2 blocks
Top Scorer--Sagittl Occlusal, San Jose, 27 points
Top Rebounder--Ed Masterson, San Jose 6
Tops in assists--Ed Masterson, San Jose 6
Tops in steals--Funsy VanSlochum, San Jose 2

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Season 27 Playoff Preview

ROUND 1...BEST OF THREE GAMES

Oklahoma City Lariats (6-4) vs. Charleston Rebels (8-2)

The defending champion Rebels are led by All-League forward Boone Doggle (16.6 ppg, 4.8 rpg) who topped the league in shooting percentage with an astounding 77.5 percent. He was a nice pick-up from Chicago in the off-season. Doggle,10-year vet and Hall of Fame center Jonny Cockaroo (13.9 ppg) and forward Sammy Zazooch (12.6)kill on the front line.

The Lariats, with Rookie of the Year forward Jimmy Wharfdale (15.8 ppg and a league-leading 5.6 rpg), fellow first-year forward Gulemon Mon-Mon (13.0 ppg, 5.2 rpg) and center Titfur Tatt (13.0 ppg, 5.0 rpg) set a new MBA team rebounding mark for one season. Wharfdale and Mon-Mon finished 1-2 in Rookie of the Year voting. It should be a titanic clash of front lines, with Charleston slightly favored.

San Jose Fighting Amigos (8-2) vs. Milwaukee Greyhounds (5-5)

The Fighting Amigos allowed 10 fewer points per game than the next best team in the MBA. Third-year forward Sagittal Occlusal (18.1 ppg) has just won a record third straight regular season MVP award and this season became the youngest player to earn Hall of Fame honors. Point guard Funsy VanSlochum led the league in assists and steals.

The Greyhounds surprised everyone, making the playoffs for the first time in three seasons. The youngest team in the MBA, starting three rookies and a second-year man, they were picked by Dave and Tyler to finish fourth in their division. They're led by second-year All-League guard Ching-Chong Chung (17.7 ppg). Although heavy underdogs to San Jose, they came from 10 down to beat them 69-67 during the regular season.