Wednesday, June 3, 2026
Season 58 Finals...Game 4...Philadelphia at Dallas
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
Season 58 Finals Game 3...Dallas at Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA 76, DALLAS 55 (Slaughter Rule Enforced) Philly leads series 2-1
A LOOK BACK
OTHER TWO TIMES
THESE TEAMS MET IN FINALS…SEASONS 22 AND 23 (CALENDAR YEAR WAS 2007 AND 2008)
Season 22
Philadelphia won 3 games to 1
Playoff MVP was the great Curly Hogbottom of Philadelphia (20.5 ppg, 4.5 rpg, 8 blocks, 70.7 shooting pctg, 2 POGs
Philadelphia forward Cam Bodia earned Hall of Fame status
Season 23
Philadelphia wins 3 games to 1
Playoff MVP was Dallas Hall of Fame guard Joey Two Tones (19.2 ppg, 9 steals, 10 blocked shots, 78.6 percent from 3 with 11 made
Two-Tones made the Hall of Fame thanks to his MVP honor in his sixth and final season. He scored 25 points in his final game, an overtime loss.
Monday, June 1, 2026
Season 58 Finals...Game 2...Philadelphia at Dallas
DALLAS 77, PHILADELPHIA 72 (Series tied 1-1)
DALLAS PUTS BEST FOOT FORWARD(S)
Monday, May 25, 2026
Season 58 MBA Finals Game 1...Dallas at Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA 72, DALLAS 62
PHILLY SLAMS DOOR ON DALLAS COMEBACK
Thursday, May 21, 2026
Season 58 ... SemiFinals Game 2...Philadelphia at Sacramento
PHILADELPHIA 65, SACRAMENTO 64
PHOBIA 'D' SNUFFS OUT R-DOGS
SACRAMENTO -- Philadelphia's Itstha Bishop force-missed what would have been a game-winning 3-pointer by Sacramento's Bellybutton Inquisition on the final time unit, giving the visiting Phobia a 65-64 win and a ticket to the team's first Finals in eight seasons.
That play was fiitting, as the league's best defensive team all season held the River Dogs to a paltry 37.7 percent shooting. The suffocating D was at its best in the final 24 time units.Trailing by 5, Philadelphia proceeded to shut out the River Dogs the rest of the way when any kind of a River Dogs score could have wrapped up the game for the home team.
The winning bucket, delivered at the 2 time unit mark, came from an unlikely source, with Phobia substitute guard Whitey "White Boy" White hitting a clutch medium jumper. Sacramento had held the lead for the previous 42 time units up to that point, but never by more than the aforementioned 5.
The Philadelphia win sets up the Season 58 Finals between the two winningest MBA teams in history (Philly with 16 championships) and Dallas (with 11 titles, including the last 6 in a row...a record).
PLAYER OF THE GAME
29 GVP...Sacramento point guard RABBIT MUNCHERS came into the playoffs after earning the MBA's Most Improved Player honor and a berth on the Second Team All-MBA, finishing third in the league in scoring at 19.1 ppg. He did not disappoint in the playoffs, tying for the leading scorer in Game 1 and posting a game-high 23 points in this soul-wrenching defeat. He was 7 for 14 from the floor, potting 2 out of 4 from deep and going 7 for 11 from the foul line. He dominated his man Tut Ankhamun, causing him to foul out early in the fourth quarter. While playing tough defense all game long, the 6-3 Munchers hit the boards for 6 rebounds as well. He finished with a post-season average of 20.5 per game...high for the two-game series. With Spring about to burst on the scene, he now has time to be a menace to Phil and other gardeners across the Midwest.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Season 58 Playoffs...SemiFinals Game 2...Los Angeles at Dallas
DEMONS ELIMINATE L.A. AGAIN
DALLAS -- For the second season in a row, the 6-time defending champion Dallas Demons swept the Los Angeles Big One in the playoff SemiFinals 2 games to 0; pounding them decisively in Game 2 90-77.
Led by Player of the Game point guard Mini Carfartt and running mate Juzan Djinn, Dallas took a 9-point lead at the half and then proceeded to blow out the visitors with a 34-point third quarter, while Carfart spent much of the time on the bench.
There is no doubt that L.A. missed its Hall of Fame point guard Vicious Hick, injured on the first time unit of Game 1. Carfartt roasted his replacement, Donnie Dupons.
The Demons, heading for their seventh consecutive Finals, await the winner of Philadelphia vs. Sacramento to go after yet another championship with a starting lineup that changed 40 percent since last season.
PLAYER OF THE GAME
34 GVP...Fourth-year Dallas point guard MINI CARFARTT posted one POG during the regular season, having his best campaign with a 15.8 ppg average. He's doubled that POG number in two post-season games, grabbing his second in as many outings and scoring at a 27 per game rate. In this game he started with a 10 point first quarter, followed by 14 more in the second before finally calming down in the second half for a grand total of 31 points. He was 14 for 19 from the floor (2 for 4 from deep) and 1 for 1 from the foul line. He added 2 rebounds and 1 steal. And for the second game in a row, the 5-10 Carfartt concluded the theft with a slam dunk.
MOST PLAYOFF MVPS
3-Cappy Gambol
3-Juzan Djinn (Active)
3-Stu Nod
2-Chip Battoe
2-Dan Mann
2-Curly Hogbottom
2-Jonny Cockaroo
2-Boone Doggle
2-Hrundi V. Bakshi
2-Cock A. Doodledoo
2-Beezow Bop-Bop
2-Vicious Hick (Active)
2-Diss Reflexia
(all are Hall of Fame players with the exception of Doodledoo)
Did you know...the last time any player captured both the regular season and playoff MVP honors in the same campaign was nine seasons ago when Hall of Fame guard Jesse Shershot of San Jose turned the trick in Season 49.
Thursday, May 14, 2026
Season 58 Playoffs...SemiFinals Game 1...Sacramento at Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA 72, SACRAMENTO 66
PHOBIA'S 'D' TOO MUCH FOR R-DOGS
PHILADELPHIA -- The Philadelphia defense, best by far in the MBA this season, prevented 19 River Dogs points in this 72-66 Game 1 win, six more than Sacramento's could muster, and six was the margin of victory.
Down by as much as 10 in the third quarter, Sacramento closed to within 3 points twice in the fourth and by 4 with 18 left, but they could not get any closer.
The 6-11, 6-10, 6-10 front line of the victors, who captured their fifth consecutive win, pounded out a 28-19 rebounding advantage to grab their first playoff win in eight seasons. And while the Phobia shot 60.7 percent from the floor, they held the visitors to just 47.4 percent.
Sacramento's biggest advantage came from beyond the arc, where they out-did Philly 6 treys to zip.
POINTS PREVENTED BY QUARTERS
Sacramento...0...11...0...2 Total=13
Philadelphia..4...10...4...1 Total=19
Individual leaders points prevented
1. Blob Dylan, Philadelphia 7
1. Leonard Pinth Garnel, Philadelphia 7
3. Satan Israel, Sacramento 6
TURNOVERS CAUSED
Philadelphia caused 2 turnovers, both in the first quarter
Sacramento caused 0 turnovers
The individual who led in turnovers caused was Tut Ankhamun of Philadelphia with 2.
PLAYER OF THE GAME
28 GVP...We said in the preview for this series that Philadelphia had a major advantage at center, and the Phobia's BLOB DYLAN immediately asserted that upper hand in the pivot in Game 1. The 6-11 sixth-year defensive genius dominated his man Ab3rd, tying for most points prevented while also tying for game-high scoring honors with 18 points and game-high in rebounds with 7 and blocked shots with 2, adding 1 assist. He was 8 of 12 from the floor and 2 for 2 from the foul line in a continuation of what has been his best offensive season.

















