This is going to be a memorable rookie class in the MBA, with all kinds of talent and size at every position. The ratings are as follows with 10 being the maximu score:
GUARDS
6-7 Braddah Wayne..10
5-11 Shelly Bogturtle 8
6-7 Bygones B. Bygones 7 1/2
6-2 Super Daddy Pancakes 7 1/2
5-7 Officer Poundcake 6 (this is the smallest player ever in MBA history)
6-1 Jimmy "the Chipmunk" Hoover 5 1/2
6-6 Penile Blood 4
FORWARDS
6-10 Waialua Blobtop 10
6-9 Ryan "Dungeon Master" Burner 7
6-7 Gokie Throat 6
6-9 Ben Benjanto 4
6-7 Bigbad Wolf 3 1/2
6-8 Whitey Coathair 3
CENTERS
6-8 Jizz Drizzler 9 1/2
6-9 Curtis E. Flush 7 1/2
7-1 Bobby "the Squirrel" Diggenbury 5 1/2
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