Season 50 player improvements and regressions

SIGNIFICANT CHANGES BY TEAM

OKLAHOMA CITY

G-Hurricane Furrwizard added two fouls, on 5 and 11

GILLETTE

C-General Horseplay got worse by 2 on defensive rebounding

G-Freddy Gooch improved his dribbling to a 5

G-Joe Momsawhore lost a foul on 7, improved vs. the dribble...now a 3 against pass and dribble

C-Swordfish Willie Shingles improved his passing to a 5 and improved to a FM on 9

SACRAMENTO

F-Anurag Dickshit hit a -4, got worse passing (now a 3), lost FM on 8, added Foul on 10, worse on FT

G-Boney Skelletrino is now a 4 against the pass

C-Taco Toosdae improved to a 5 passing, added a deny on 7 and is now a 2 vs. the dribble

G-Buddy Flakes now has a FM on 6, is now a 7 dribbler and a 7 on offensive rebounding

F-Doo-rag Dripp hit a -4 and is now a 3 dribbler, a 0 vs the pass and a below-average free-thrower

DALLAS

G-Itsaka Numdrum is now a 12 on defensive rebounding and a 3/3 vs the pass and dribble

G-P.D. Jazz is now a 7 passer

F-Al A. Orden is now a 6 passer and an elite free thrower with only 9 no good.

LOS ANGELES

G-Great Gruncle Terry hit a minus 4 and lost some passing prowess and is now a 7

F-Turk Attaturk is now a 7 passer

F-Reed Lemur hit a minus 4 but escaped major damage, although his is somewhat worse

F-Crentis Dentist improved twice against the pass and is now a 5

MILWAUKEE GREYHOUNDS

F-Ape Con Myth improved his passing to a 5

PHILADELPHIA

F-Wawa Wewa is now a 3 dribbling

CHARLESTON

G-Mister Methane, already a hacker, added a foul on 6

G-Don Barzini got a minus 3 but only went from a FM to Deny on 4

SEATTLE

C-Sky Masterson improved twice free-throwing and once against the pass...now 2/2 pass/dribble D

SAN JOSE

F-Eddie Creamer will take more shots down low (4-6), defend pass better (+3), upped DRB to an 18.

G-Jesse Shershot will now swish that medium shot on 7 while upping his passing ability to a 6.