Season 59 All Star rosters announced...plus, the new man atop the MBA Pyramid of Greatness

 

ALL STAR GAME FACTS AND TIDBITS

-- The East leads the West in the series 36-22, but the West has won the last two contests

--  CHOCHKY GALUMPKUS will be appearing in his 9th All Star Game, That ties him for 5th place on the all-time list. JUZAN DJINN will be in his 8th ASG and has started all 8 times. The list for most All Star Game appearances follows:

12...J.J. Gargantuan

11...Max Payne

10...Mamadou Zongo

9.....Curly Hogbottom

9.....Chochky Galumpkus

8...Juzan Djinn

8...Doug Fresh

8...Jonny Cockaroo

8...Ching-Chong Chung

8...Tree Fiddy

-- JUZAN DJINN enters his 8th All Star Game in 5th place for most ASG points scored. The list is as follows:

158 points...Uncle Bob Masterson

130 points...Naf Naf

126 points...Curly Hogbottom

123 points...Tommy Zoop

121 points...Juzan Djinn

114 points...Diamond Dallas Paige

109 points...Ching-Chong Chung

106 points...Chochky Galumpkus

102 points...Mamadou Zongo

-- This will be the 8th Start earned by JUZAN DJINN, which ties him for second-most starts ever in an All Star Game. The all-time starts list is as follows:

9...Curly Hogbottom

8...Juzan Djinn

8...Mamadou Zongo

7...Boone Doggle

7...Uncle Bob Masterson

-- JUZAN DJINN already holds the all-time marks for most career ASG assists (21) and blocked shots (23).

-- Three players will appear in the game who have previously won MVP of the All Star Game...Juzan Djinn (Season 54), Vicious Hick (Season 57) and Pinky Toe (last season...Season 58).

-- Every team in the MBA will be represented in this game with at least one player. The two teams with the most are Los Angeles and Dallas with 3 each.

-- All three active Hall of Famers ...Juzan Djinn, Chochky Galumpkus and Vicious Hick made this season's All Star Game.

-- 11 of the 20 All Stars from last season's ASG are back. Five of the 11 had starting berths in both seasons. They are:

Juzan Djinn

Leonard Pinth Garnel

Pinky Toe

Grand Demur Fuyacho

J.J. "Jake" Pickles

-- This will be just the seond time that Gillette has hosted the All Star Game. The first was in Season 50, which was won by the West, 73-65...The MVP of the Game was Eddie "the Milkman" Creamer, who was also the game's top scorer with 24 points.

-- There are five first-time All Stars in this season's game.

-- Despite what was considered an excellent rookie class, only one rookie, Shelly Bogturtle of Oklahoma City, earned All Star Game honors. And he will be starting for the East.

-- Players who just missed making the team: guard Famichiki Whiskey of Milwaukee (21.2 GVP), rookie guard Braddah Wayne of Los Angeles (21.0 GVP) and forward Kevin Duran-Duran of Oklahoma City (20.6 GVP)

DJINN DETHRONES HOGBOTTOM

It seems that Curly Hogbottom has been on top of the MBA pyramid forever, but with his latest award for making the MBA All Star Game, Dallas Hall of Fame guard Juzan Djinn is now at the top with 26 awards.