Season 59 All Star Game....and one coach fired

EAST 102, WEST 60 (SLAUGHTER RULE ENFORCED)

BIGGEST SLAUGHTER EVER

GILLETTE -- The East Division All Stars began the game with a 15-2 run and romped their way home to an All Star Game record 42-point victory, 102-60. The previous record was a 34-point triumph by the East in Season 24, 35 campaigns ago.

It was the fifth time that the winning team hit the century mark in the Star contest, the last coming by the East in Season 45. The East also has the record for most points in the game, set in Season 38 with 106.

Rookie point guard Shelly Bogturtle of Oklahoma City became only the fifth first-year player to win scoring honors in the game and the first since Season 36 when Vic Hitler of Houston scored 19 points.

Juzan Djinn added to his record total of assists and blocks in All Star competition and surpassed Naf Naf and Curley Hogbottom to move into second place in All Star scoring. He is now just 18 points away from all-time All Star point-getter Uncle Bob Masterson.

MVP OF THE GAME

30 GVP...Five-time All Star BLOB DYLAN of Philadelphia became just the third center in 59 MBA seasons to win MVP honors in the Star Game. The 6-11 defensive bulwark, now in his seventh campaign, was a force to be reckoned with on both ends of the court in this game. Not only did he limit the outstanding Poop-Rupiah 3000 to two measley points, Dylan scored 17 of his own on 8 of 12 shooting (2 dunks, 1 for 1 free throwing), pulled down a game-high 6 boards, stole a game-high 2 passes, dropped 4 assists and blocked 1 shot. That performance earned him the first MVP for a center in  29 seasons. The winner in Season 30 was the most awarded center of all time, Max Payne. The only other center to ever win an All Star Game MVP was Hall of Famer Mable Reed, way, way back in Season 8.

Other 20-plus GVP performers (none from the West)

26 GVP...Hall of fame shooting guard Juzan Djinn of Dallas...19 points...3 blocks...2 rebounds...2 assists.

25 GVP...Rookie point guard Shelly Bogturtle of Oklahoma City...20 points (4 treys)...4 assists...1 rebound.

23 GVP...Forward Leonard Pinth Garnel of Philadelphia...TRIPLE DOUBLE...12 points...5 rebounds...5 assists...1 block.

20 GVP...Forward Nick Kenpoop of Dallas...13 points...4 rebounds...1 assist...1 steal...1 block

LARIATS FIRE HEAD COACH

The disappointing Oklahoma City Lariats (0-5), pegged by experts as playoff contenders prior to the start of the season, have fired head coach Grady Booch after 9 and a half seasons and replaced him with Hall of Famer Naf Naf.

Booch leaves the team with an overall regular season record of 45-50 and three playoff appearances in which the team made it to the Finals all three times, recording an overall 10-9 playoff mark.

Those playoff seasons were Season 53, Season 54 and Season 57. His teams came within one victory of winning it all in both Season 53 and 57.