THE WEST...Seattle looks like the class of the league and L.A. a solid bet for second.
1st--SEATTLE STAMPEDE...Talented, deep roster is the favorite to win it all under rookie head coach Briscoe Darling. The key was adding two-time All-MBA center Poop-Rupiah 3000, a major upgrade over Hooza Goodboi in the pivot. Add forwards Erik A. Crocidale and J.J. "Jake" Pickle and you have an extrordinary front line. Ehhy Table and Sleepy Mel A. Tonin are solid guards. Adding veteran forward Dark Urine gives capable back-up at all three positions. First title since the only one in Season 37?
2nd--LOS ANGELES BIG ONE...Lost Hall of Fame guard Vicious Hick but got the prize rookie Braddah Wayne to replace him. Pinky Toe moves to the point for a still-potent back court duo. It's imperative for oft-injured power forward Grand Demur Fuyacho to stay healthy and for defensive-minded Big Blue Bottle to play a solid small forward. Except for guard Donny DuPons, bench is weak.
3rd--SACRAMENTO RIVER DOGS...Jack "Guzzler" Masterson must replace retired star Satan Israel in otherwise unchanged lineup. R-Dogs will be tested right out of the gate in the opener against the team they have to beat out for playoffs, Los Angeles. Rabbit Munchers needs to be All-MBA.
4th--GILLETTE HUMPS...Star guard Maboroshi No Hotcake and center Brother Jasper will both score. But 5-7 rookie guard Officer Poundcake plays no D, and who starts at forward with Zach Zigler?
Last--SAN JOSE FIGHTING AMIGOS...Added promising forward Waialua Blobtop to ancient lineup.
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