Season 58 MBA Draft

 TYLER TEAMS DOMINATE DRAFT

The 58th MBA draft again went heavily in favor of Tyler teams, which came away on first glance with title contenders in Dallas (yes, again), Los Angeles and Seattle.

Dallas, which lost MVP Hall of Fame center Biggus Dickus to retirement, miraculously ended up with the best player on the board, free agent center Poop-Rupiah 3000, last season's Playoff MVP, with the 10th pick. 

Even Tyler was amazed at getting what he considered 6 of the 8 top draft prospects: 3000 to Dallas; league-leading scorer at guard Itstha Bishop to Philadelphia; guard Famichiki Whiskey to Milwaukee; guard Ehhy Table to Seattle and forwards Grand Demur Fuyacho and Phillip Mianus, both to Los Angeles.

Meanwhile, Dave teams got star guard Bellybutton Inquisition to Sacramento and the top rookie prospect, forward Zach "Zing-Zing" Zigler to Gillette.

It's going to be another long season for Dave teams, folks.

Tyler's assessment of the ratings are (best to worst)

1. Los Angeles

2. Dallas

3. Seattle

4. Sacramento

5. Milwaukee

6. Philadelphia

7. Gillette

8. Oklahoma City

9. Charleston

10. San Jose

1	la
2	dal
3	sea
4	sac
5	mil
6	phi
7	gil
8	okc
9	cha
10	sj