Friday, March 22, 2024

Season 54 Featured Game 3...Dallas at Philadelphia...with Bonus

DALLAS 79, PHILADELPHIA 76 (OVERTIME)

DEMONS OUTLAST PHOBIA 

PHILADELPHIA -- In the best Featured Game this season, the home team Philadelphia Phobia gave the invincible Dallas Demons a serious run for their money before finally bowing in overtime 79-76.

Philly (now 1-2) led Dallas (now 3-0) 35-32 at halftime, thanks mainly to the heroics of forward Turk Attaturk, who had 17 points, 4 boards, 2 steals, 2 blocked shots and 1 assist at the break.

The visitors asserted themselves in the third quarter, holding the Phobia to just 8 points and taking a 53-47 lead into the final stanza. 

They looked like they were pulling away with ease, up by 10 with 50 time units left, until Philadelphia inserted Oblio Assbag into the lineup, essentially to see if he could slow down the red-hot Juzan Djinn. Assbag then proceeded to score 10 points the rest of the way to help Philly put the game into overtime.

The overtime was almost all Dallas rookie point guard Vicious Hick, who scored 10 points on a trio of treys, one a 4-point play, leading the Demons to the win.

Game note: The record 132 consecutive game streak by Philly forward Wawa Wewa came to an end in this one.

PLAYER OF THE GAME
38 GVP...Sixth-year Philadelphia forward TURK ATTATURK, having the best season of his career, earned POG honors with a magnificent stat-stuffing game. He scored a team-best 23 points on 11 of 20 shooting, including 2 slams and 1 for 3 from deep, tied for team-high in blocked shots with 3, pulled down 5 rebounds, assisted 3 times and stole the ball from last season's MVP Pete Marzano, who he dominated, on 4 different occasions. 

Other 20-plus GVP performers
33 GVP...Dallas shooting guard Juzan Djinn...25 pts (including 3 treys)...5 RBs...2 blocks...1 steal
29 GVP...Dallas rookie point guard Vicious Hick...24 pts (including 5 treys)...3 RBs...2 assists
29 GVP...Philadelphia rookie power forward Leonard Pinth Garnel...his first triple-double...14 pts...6 rebounds...5 assists...3 blocks...1 steal
24 GVP...Dallas center Biggus Dickus...15 pts...5 RBs...3 blocks...1 assist
23 GVP...Philadelphia point guard Dick Papers...15 pts...4 assists...3 RBs...1 steal


MBA Standings … Season 54

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS………………….3-0

OKLAHOMA CITY…..1-1

CHARLESTON………. 1-1

PHILADELPHIA………1-2

MILWAUKEE……….. 0-2

 

WEST DIVISION

SACRAMENTO… 2-0

GILLETTE…………. 1-1

SAN JOSE………….1-1

LOS ANGELES….. 1-1

SEATTLE…………..0-2

 

NEXT UP: Last-place Milwaukee travels to Oklahoma City. After getting pummeled twice by Dallas to start their season, the Greyhounds, still minus Ehhy Table, now must face the second place team in the East.


MBA BONUS 

We've had some wild assist numbers already this season, specifically from point guards King Czardines of Oklahoma City (6.5 per game) and Seeyalater Scronto of Charleston (7.0 per game). 
So here's a list of the best performances by league leaders in assists in MBA history.

6.3 per game...Bull Bunson, Seattle, Season 30
6.3 per game...Percy Faith, Sacramento, Season 15
6.2 per game...Great Gruncle Terry, Sacramento, Season 47
6.1 per game...Dun Gonewrong, Oklahoma City, Season 28
6.1 per game...Great Gruncle Terry, Sacramento, Season 49
5.8 per game...Percy Faith, Oklahoma City, Season 14
5.5 per game...Great Gruncle Terry, Sacramento, Season 48
5.3 per game...Bullet Bob Sixgun, Chicago, Season 3
5.2 per game...Flash Cola, Seattle, Season 2
5.0 per game...Great Gruncle Terry, Los Angeles, Season 50
5.0 per game...Great Gruncle Terry, Los Angeles, Season 51
5.0 per game...Red Reparee, Charleston, Season 44
5.0 per game...Percy Faith, Dallas, Season 12


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