NOTEWORTHY INDIVIDUAL IMPROVEMENTS FOR SEASON 54
-- Los Angeles 3rd year guard Barfly Gigglewaters...improved twice against the pass, now a ball-hawking 5...dribbling improved to a 5 and he improved from medium to fast in the speed department
-- Philadelphia 6th year forward Turk Attaturk...dribbling improved to a 6 to go along with his 7 passing ability...improved to a 5 against the pass, making him another ball-hawking small forward...improved his tendency to shoot more in the short zone where he is very good.
-- Gillette 4th year guard Lefty Scavenger...already a top defender prior to improvements, improved to a 5 against the pass and upped his defense against the shot by going to a forced miss on 7 and a blocked shot on 4
-- Oklahoma City 2nd year forward Phillip Mianus, the league's top shot blocker last season, will likely block even more since he filled in the 6-7-8 box with a deny shot on 8 to go with blocks on 6 and 7.
-- Dallas 4th year oft-injured forward Satan Israel improved to a 5 dribbler, upped his offensive rebounding ability to a 12, tacked on a denied shot on 7, then, strangely, put a bit of a damper on all those plusses by increasing the number of 3-point shots he will be taking, even though he's not very good at them.
-- Dallas 2nd year center China P, obtained in draft as free agent, got better against both the pass and dribble where he is now a 3 in each. He also upped his passing from a 4 to a 5. He'll likely see little action, however, since Biggus Dickus rarely comes out of the game for the champs
NOTEWORTHY INDIVIDUAL REGRESSIONS FOR SEASON 54
-- Philadelphia iron man forward Wawa Wewa, going into his 14th season without missing a game, will now be coming off the bench. He got worse twice in dribbling ability and is now an all-time MBA worst 1 on the dribble. He lost his deny shot on 5 and got all the way to a zero against the dribble, severely compromising his defensive ability. He has 130 consecutive games, but that is now in jeopardy.
-- Gillette point guard Joey "Joe Joe" Shamadu Jr., who led his team in steals last season, is now a zero against the dribble. He also got worse against the pass, where he is now a 1. Pressure at the point for the Humps will be down.
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