Season 51 MBA Draft and improvements

Tyler teams got the majority of the best players in this draft, with the Dallas Demons getting the prize of the picks with rookie forward Satan Israel. 

Seattle picked up two fine rooks with Fuck Mountain, who will start at gurd, and rookie center Johnny Bananas, who will back up Sky Masterson.

Gillette, ever on the verge of switching cities, picked up rookie guard Lefty Scavenger, who should be a huge help. They added second-year center Dead Dreadmore in the cut draft, who will push Swordfish Willie Shingles for the starting spot.

With just one pick to its name, Oklahoma City nailed down fine rookie forward Buba Lipa. 

It took until the second to the last pick for Sacramento to get help when it picked old timer Bouganvillea Hedge, who will start at forward for the retired Hall of Famer Doo-rag Dripp.

Charleston got a good back-up forward in Turk Attaturk.

Milwaukee got no apparent help at all. Worst draft of all teams this season.

San Jose lured starting point guard Cremeofsum Yunguy, a free agent, back to the team while adding center K-ream Skyhook, who may wrest the starting center spot from Twinkles Spatula..

With just one pick to its name, Philadelphia added 6-8 guard Vinny Zazeech, who the Phobia will move right into its starting lineup, displacing longtime starter Dick Papers. 

Los Angeles, thank god, got little in the way of impactful help.

 

The biggest improvement, unfortunately for the rest of the league, came to the top point guard in the league, Great Gruncle Terry of the defending champion Los Angeles Big One. Terry, who already holds the league record for most assist titles, improved his passing ability. Likewise, the best defender among guards in the league, he improved drastically there as well.

Two Dave contending teams, Charleston and Oklahoma City got big improvements in passing abilities from both of their starting guards. Monster rebounder Sheetrock Hudson of Charleston, who tied for the rebounding crown last season, got better in that department on offensive boards. 

Freddy Chepuzzo of Sacramento also improved as a passer, allowing him to displace Junior Dabas at the point guard position for the R-Dogs. 

Three-time All Star Game selection Charles Broccoli of Seattle improved nicely on both passing and dribbling skills and should be even more of a force.