THEIR PLACE IN THE MBA UNIVERSE

(PLAYERS WHO RETIRED AFTER SEASON 47)

(7 TIERS…7 BEING THE LOWEST)

FIRST TIER

— PAP SMEARZ…9 awards…first player in first tier…ahead of DIDGER A’DOO

— CHUTCHTER MOUTHCHAIR…5 awards…ahead of JINX BLUEZMAN…behind BILLY “THE MAYOR” QUIMBY

— NORMAN CONQUEST…4 awards…ahead of WALTER SOBCHACK…behind RECKLESS ABANDON

SECOND TIER

— TIGER MASTERSON…4 awards…ahead of CALO MALONE…behind BASCOMB DUCKSNORT

— STU GATZ…3 awards…ahead of MILT CHAMBERMAID…behind YO NOID

THIRD TIER

— SANTO THOMAS…1 award…ahead of REX ROTH…behind GRUBE’ GATHCHIES

— FAKU SOSUME…1 award…ahead of MEL A. NOMA…behind PATCHY FOGG

— SHWAYZE…1 award…ahead of ELMER ALBINO…behind MEL BARNA

— AVANISH MCDOOGLE…1 award…ahead of KEVIN SPINITI…behind LUMPY GRAVEE

FOURTH TIER

— RED REPAREE…1 award…ahead of CUBA CHACE…behind DANTE INFERNO

— BROWNIE MCSHYTLES…0 awards…ahead of JOHNNY OLA…behind PELTON CRANE

FIFTH TIER

— JEFFERSON MCNUGGETS…0 awards…ahead of KRABE FORREST…behind LONE STAR

SIXTH TIER

— PIGGLES HUCKSTER…0 awards…ahead of MAURICE LANELLE…behind JAY GANATRA

— FOOR A. VERKMATE…0 awards…ahead of MANFRED CUNTZ…behind BUDDY MILLER