KANSAS CITY RELOCATES TO WYOMING TOWN
After three seasons of bottom basement finishes and a combined record of 2-28, the Kansas City Bastard Angels have pulled up their shallow roots and moved to a new city.
That new home, determined randomly, is the third-largest city in the state of Wyoming...Gillette; population 32,000.
The relocation means that MBA divisions will have to be reorganized to reflect the true East and West geographical status. Because of Gillette's location, the West Division team located furthest to the east will now play in the East. That team is Oklahoma City. And the Lariats will be replaced in the West by Gillette.
The Division lineups are now as follows:
East Division
Philadelphia
Charleston
Milwaukee
Dallas
Oklahoma City
West Division
Gillette
Seattle
San Jose
Los Angeles
Sacramento
Gillette's new team will be called............The Humps.
The name was derived from the town's high school team, called the Camels.
We thought of retaining the Bastard Angels name, but decided a fresh start was needed.
The new logo looks like this:
FREE AGENTS FOR SEASON 48
F- Bougainvillea "Bush Man" Hedge (starter...team MVP...leading scorer and leading rebounder)
OKLAHOMA CITY
F- Oscar LaVista
SEATTLE
F- Nicholas Pickles
PHILADELPHIA
(none)
SAN JOSE
F- Christ Almighty
G- Freddy Chepuzzo
CHARLESTON
C- J.J. Gargantuan (starter...Hall of Famer...leading rebounder and shot blocker)
F- Bemsha Swing
G- Hurricane Furrwizard (starter...top assist man)
MILWAUKEE
G- Tweedle D. Dee
LOS ANGELES
C- Jonk Vanderdonk (starter)
F- Tomm Foolerie (starter)
F- Vito Andolini
SACRAMENTO
C- Quick Tink
F- Motown Clown
G- Buddy Flakes
DALLAS
G- Louie Subgum (starter)
C- General Horseplay
17 total free agents...6 starters
Hardest hit team...Charleston
free agents combined with 16 rookies means 33-player draft...at least 3 picks for each team with 3 teams getting 4 picks (depending on trades)
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