SEASON 47 REGULAR SEASON ROUND-UP

 

SEASON 47 LEADERS

 

SCORING

Dr. Marcus Brody, Los Angeles 22.8 ppg

Chip Battoe, Dallas……………… 21.2 (Hall of Fame)

Jesse Shershot, San Jose……….18.7 (rookie)

Doo-rag Dripp, Sacramento……  17.6

Chochky Galumpkus, Okl. City..   17.1

 

 

REBOUNDING

Chochky Galumpkus, Oklahoma City 6.2 per game

Eddie Creamer, San Jose……………… 6.0

Sheetrock Hudson, Los Angeles………. 5.5 (rookie)

 

ASSISTS

Great Gruncle Terry, Sacramento 6.2 per game (second time)

Red Repartee, Oklahoma City……  5.9 (retiring)

Hurricane Furrwizard, Charleston..  4.5

 

3-POINT SHOOTING

Potatoes O’Gratin, Seattle 96.9…76.9% + 20 made

Dr. Marcus Brody, L.A. …… 91.7…52.7% + 39 made

Meat Pants Masterson, Dal. 72.0…60.0% + 12 made

 

STEALS

Potus Obama, Sacramento 15 (fourth time)

Louie Subgum, Dallas………   9

GoToo Grot, Dallas………….   9

 

BLOCKED SHOTS

Chip Battoe, Dallas 44 (Hall of Fame) (5th time)

J.J. Gargantuan, Ch. 24 (Hall of Fame)

M.P. Masterson, Dal. 23

 

FREE THROWING

Ape Con Myth, Milwaukee 124.6…96.6% + 28 made

Jesse Shershot, San Jose…120.4…85.4% + 35 made

Pap Smearz, Sacramento….116.0…100% + 16 made (retiring)

 

PLAYER OF THE GAME

Chip Battoe, Dallas 7 times (Hall of Fame)

Dr. Marcus Brody, L.A 4 times

Doo-Rag Dripp, Sac.   4 times

 

 

TIMES FOULED OUT

Louie Subgum, Dallas 8

Joe Momsawhore, K.C. 6

Potus Obama, Sac. 3

Fake Sosume, Charl. 3 (retiring)

 

TOP SCORING GAMES

34 - Dr. Marcus Brody, Los Angeles

32 - Chip Battoe, Dallas (Hall of Fame)

31 - Frog Morton, Charleston

30 - Dr. Marcus Brody, Los Angeles

 

TRIPLE DOUBLES

3 - Wawa Wewa, Philadelphia (4th, 5th & 6th)

2 - Chochky Galumpkus, Oklahoma City (1st & 2nd)

2 - Reed Lemur Seattle (1st & 2nd)

1 - Hunk R. Down, San Jose (1st)

1 - Chip Battoe, Dallas (9th) (Hall of Fame)

1 - Great Granule Terry, Sacramento (5th)

1 - Hurricane Furrwizard, Charleston (1st)

1 - Tom Foolerie, Los Angeles (1st)

1 - Benji Ballou, San Jose (1st)

1 - Dick Papers, Philadelphia (1st) (rookie) 

 

RECORDS SET OR TIED

— assists one game, 13, tied by Great Grunkle Terry, Sacramento vs. Oklahoma City (previously set by Dun Gonewrong, Seattle vs. Sacramento in Season 25)

— most blocks one game, 15, tied by Dallas vs. Kansas City (previously set by Seattle vs. Charleston in Season 27)

— most consecutive regular season wins, 13, tied by Dallas, Seasons 46 and 47 (previously set by Charleston in Seasons 41 and 42)

—     Most assists by a team in one season…Charleston Mountaineers…163 (16.3 per game) beating old record of 15.8 per game set by Philadelphia in Season 18