Season 35 Rookies Report ... aka...you asked for it Phil

Based on 5 star rating system

EASTERN DIVISION

Milwaukee Greyhounds
No rookies

Houston Iguanas
6-3 guard Snarkey Comment *** (starter) excellent passer will run offense for defending champs
6-7 forward Kipchak Turk ** nothing special, but may beat out Fud Livingston for first forward off the bench

CHICAGO GALE
No rookies

PHILADELPHIA PHOBIA
6-0 guard Jitter Bugg *** (starter) Will start at point for Phobia...good offensively, but zero defense
6-2 guard Simon Barsinister *** Better than average defender, average offensively
7-0 center Q-Bert McGuffin *** Efficient scorer, good passer, good rebounder, not much defense, won't dislodge Ama Spikie

CHARLESTON MOUNTAINEERS
6-7 forward B. Quiet ****1/2 (starter)One of two rookie stars of the draft...will fill it up offensively from everywhere on the court...slasher to the basket, outstanding defender with tendency to foul...not a great rebounder
6-7 forward Buck Naked ***1/2 Just a few steps behind Quiet in scoring ability. Outstanding near the basket scorer. Below average rebounder and fouls too much.


WESTERN DIVISION

OKLAHOMA CITY LARIATS
No rookies

SAN JOSE FIGHTING AMIGOS
No rookies

DALLAS DEMONS
6-10 center Naceg Gecan ****1/2 (starter) The other rookie star of the draft. A madman rebounder who continues the tradition of great Dallas centers (Hall of Famer Tom Kondla and Max Payne). He will score, especially off of put-backs. Weakness is defending the shot.
6-6 forward Joe "Blue" Pulaski ** (starter) Best asset is passing. Can score some but weak down low and against the shot defensively.
6-8 forward Davis Phillips ** Can rebound with the best forwards in the game, but hacks like a mother.

SEATTLE STAMPEDE
6-9 center Two-Lipp Bulbz ** (starter) Will probably score in double-digits but likely to give up more than he scores. Not a good rebounder either.
6-4 guard Yipeekayee Masterfalcon ** Good sized guard who will score points and rebound but refuses to play defense.

SACRAMENTO RIVER DOGS
No rookies

CUT PILE
6-3 guard Jibbers Crabst ** Has good size, will rebound and play good defense, but has no outside shot to speak of.
6-1 guard Jesus Moron Joseph **1/2 Decent rebounder and defender. good ballhandler, OK shot, hacks you. but not bad.
6-7 forward Harry Verducci *** Best forward in the cut pile. Does many things well but nothing great.
6-5 forward Adnon Syed **1/2 Probably second best forward in cut pile. Too small to be of help on the boards, but and gets swallowed up offensively down low, but a really tenacious defender with a knack for shot blocking.