PRESEASON PREDICTIONS
HONORS GO TO DAVE…2-1, the key being Juzan Djinn pick by Dave for All-MBA…both
picked 3000
Dave
G-Hall of Famer Vicious
Hick of Los Angeles
G-Hall of Famer Juzan
Djinn of Dallas
C-Poop-Rupiah 3000 of
Dallas
F-Eddie "the
Milkman" Creamer of San Jose
F-Erik A. Crocidale of
Seattle
Tyler
G-Hall of Famer Vicious
Hick of Los Angeles
G-Itstha Bishop of
Philadelphia
C-Poop-Rupiah 3000 of
Dallas
F-Eddie "the
Milkman" Creamer of San Jose
F-Eric A. Crocidale of
Seattle
LEAGUE MVP
Dave picks Juzan
Djinn of Dallas
Tyler picks Poop-Rupiah
3000 of Dallas
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
forward Zach
"Zing-Zing" Zigler of Gillette (unanimous)
AS TYLER OBSERVED...GOING FROM ZERO AWARDS ON HIS CARD FOR THE FIRST FOUR SEASONS OF HIS CAREER TO LEAGUE MVP IS SOMEWHAT ASTONISHING. THE MOVE BY TYLER TO TRADE FOR PHILIBUCK DAVIA, ALLOWING GARNEL TO MOVE TO SMALL FORWARD FREED THE LATENT TALENT OF THE FORMER SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE HOST OF SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER.
WITH THIS SEASON'S ADDITION OF AN ALL STAR GAME STAR AND THIS SIXTH ALL-MBA FOIL STAR, THE GREAT HALL OF FAME GUARD JUZAN DJINN HAS MOVED PAST MAX PAYNE, CHIP BATTOE AND FINALLY, NAF NAF ON THE MBA PYRAMID OF GREATNESS TO RANK JUST ONE AWARD BEHIND THE ALL TIME LEADER CURLY HOGBOTTOM. DJINN HAS 24 AWARDS (5 MVPS, 6 ALL-MBAs, 6 RINGS AND 7 ALL STAR GAME APPEARANCES. HE CAN TIE OR CLAIM THE TOP SPOT WITH A PLAYOFF MVP, ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP RING OR BOTH.
THE TOP 10 ALL-TIME MBA LIST
1. Curly Hogbottom...25 awards
2. Juzan Djinn...24 awards
3. Naf Naf...23 awards
4. Chip Battoe...22 awards
4. Max Payne...22 awards
6. Uncle Bob Masterson...21 awards
7. Hrundi V. Bakshi...19 awards
7. Saggital Occlusal...19 awards
7. Cappy Gambol...19 awards
10. Jesse Shershot...18 awards
10. Mamadou Zongo...18 awards
10. Boone Doggle...18 awards
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