Season 48 down the stretch

 Listing the All-MBA candidates heading into the final two games for each team.

Guards

Lannigan Lord Hobo, Milwaukee…23.2

Meat Pants Masterson, Dallas…26.2

Dick Papers, Philadelphia…25.2

Dr. Marcus Brody, Los Angeles…23.8

Jesse Shershot, San Jose…23.4

Potus Obama, Sacramento…24.3

 

Forwards

Wardy Joubert III, Milwaukee…23.0

Chip Battoe, Dallas…22.7

Frog Morton, Charleston…24.1

Odell Taters, Los Angeles…22.3

Doo-rag Dripp, Sacramento…22.2

 

Centers

Sabado Gigante, Milwaukee…22.7

Tree Fiddy, Sacramento…24.6

 

Top Rookie of the Year Contenders

Handsy Joe Potatoe, guard, Oklahoma City…21.1

Muscle Shoals, forward, Charleston…20.2

Charles Broccoli, forward, Philadelphia…19.3

Juji Mufu, center, Los Angeles…20.1

 

IN THE RUNNING FOR MVP (have to make All-MBA to qualify)

Lannigan Lord Hobo, Milwaukee

Meat Pants Masterson, Dallas

Dick Papers, Philadelphia

Jesse Shershot, San Jose

Potus Obama, Sacramento

Wardy Joubert III, Milwaukee

Doo-Rag Dripp, Sacramento

Sabado Gigante, Milwaukee

Tree Fiddy, Sacramento

 

REMAINING SCHEDULE FOR CONTENDERS (Oklahoma City, Milwaukee and Sacramento already cliched spots)

Los Angeles 4-4, 2 division wins…2 games vs. San Jose

Seattle 4-4, 4 division wnis…Gillette, then Sacramento

San Jose 4-4, 2 division wins …2 games vs. Los Angeles

 

SCORING CROWN RACE

Papers, Philadelphia…18.8

M.P. Masterson, Dallas…18.6

Shershot, San Jose…18.5

Fiddy, Sacramento …17.4

O’Gratin, Seattle…17.0

REBOUNDING CROWN RACE

Galumpkus, Oklahoma City... 6.4 (won it last season)

Myth, Milwaukee...5.8

McCoffee, Seattle...5.8

Yashu, Philadelphia...5.8

Down, San Jose...5.8

ASSISTS CROWN RACE

Terry, Sacramento...5.5 (won it last season, won 2 of last 3)

McButterpants, Milwaukee...5.1

Barzini, Seattle...5.0

3-POINT SHOOTING CROWN RACE

O'Gratin, Seattle...84.6%...11 made (won it last season)

Brody, Los Angeles...61.9%...26 made

Papers, Philadelphia...50%...16 made

STEALS CROWN RACE

Obama, Sacramento...12 (won last 3 seasons, 4 of last 5)

Battoe, Dallas...9

J. Payne, Sacramento...8

BLOCKED SHOTS CROWN RACE

M.P Masterson, Dallas...19

Yashu, Philadelphia...18

Battoe, Dallas...17 (winner of last 5)

FREE THROWING CROWN RACE

Dee, Philadelphia...100%...11 made

Lemur, Seattle...88%...22 made

Battoe, Dallas...90.5%...19 made