SEASON 45 LEADERS
SCORING
CHIP BATTOE, DALLAS 21.0 ppg (third in three seasons)
LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, MILWAUKEE 18.5
BABA BRINKMAN, LOS ANGELES 18.4 (retiring)
GOTOO GROT, DALLAS 17.8
BINGO BANGO, DALLAS 17.0
REBOUNDING
CHUTCHER MOUTHCHAIR, LOS ANGELES 5.7 rpg
TREE FIDDY, SAN JOSE 5.5
ANURAG DICKSHIT, SAN JOSE 5.5
ASSISTS
GREAT GRUNCLE TERRY, SACRAMENTO 4.1 apg
WAWA WEWA, PHILADELPHIA 3.9
LAPIZ LAPIZ BOLIGRAFO, CHARLESTON 3.6
3-POINT SHOOTING
LAPIZ LAPIZ BOLIGRAFO, CHARLESTON 57.1%--20 made = 77.1 (back-to-back titles)
BINGO BANGO, DALLAS 52.2% -- 24 made =76.2
MISTER METHANE, SAN JOSE 41.8% -- 28 made = 69.8 (Rookie)
STEALS
POTUS OBAMA, SACRAMENTO 14 (Second title)
NORMAN CONQUEST, LOS ANGELES 13
LOUIE SUBGUM, DALLAS 12
BLOCKED SHOTS
CHIP BATTOE, DALLAS 20 (Third title in 3 seasons)
YO NOID, KANSAS CITY 19 (retiring)
CHUTCHER MOUTHCHAIR, LOS ANGELES 16
LEADERS (continued)
FREE THROW LEADERS
FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, MILWAUKEE 79.5% -- 31 made = 110.5
ANDAMIAN WAYNE, SEATTLE 85.7% -- 24 made = 109.7 (Rookie)
EGG YOLK CARPACCIO, DALLAS 93.8% -- 15 made = 108.8 (retiring)
PLAYER OF GAME
CHUTCHER MOUTHCHAIR, LOS ANGELES 4
LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, MILWAUKEE 4
(4 tied with 3)
MOST TIMES FOULED OUT
LOUIE SUBGUM, DALLAS 7
MISTER METHANE, SAN JOSE 6 (Rookie)
TWEEDLE D. DEE, PHILADELPHIA 4
TRIPLE DOUBLES
2 – WAWA WEWA, PHILADELPHIA (3 total)
2 – GREAT GRUNCLE TERRY, SACRAMENTO
1 – DON BARZINI, SEATTLE (Rookie)
1 – FLIP PHELPS, OKLAHOMA CITY (Rookie)
1 – WILLIE CARRY MCCOFFEE, OKLAHOMA CITY
1 – LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, MILWAUKEE (3 total)
TOP SCORING GAMES
39 – COLQUITT CROIX, PHILADELPHIA
36 – BABA BRINKMAN, LOS ANGELES (retiring)
34 – TWEEDLE D. DEE, PHILADELPHIA
32 – CHIP BATTOE, DALLAS
32 – PIETRO DESTROYER, SEATTLE
31 – WALTER SOBCHACK, MILWAUKEE (retiring)
31 – FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, MILWAUKEE
31 – BINGO BANGO, DALLAS
30 – MISTER METHANE, SAN JOSE (Rookie)
ALL-MBA TEAM SEASON 45
FIRST TEAM
GUARD – LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, MILWAUKEE (26.9 GVP) (First Time—Second Season) Picked up in Chicago dispersal draft, 6-6 shooting guard named his team’s MVP for second consecutive season. Second in MBA in scoring, tied for most POGs, tops on team in rebounds, assists for 2nd year in a row. 18.5 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 4 POGs, 2.5 apg, 55.6 % shooting, 44.4% from 3 with 12 made, 75% FT, 6 steals
GUARD – POTUS OBAMA, SACRAMENTO (24.3 GVP) (First Time – Fourth Season) Reined in his tendency for undisciplined gunning to live up to promise of Rookie of the Year campaign. Won second steals title while leading River Dogs in scoring and earning Team MVP honors.
16.3 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 14 steals, 8 blocked shots, 37.5% from 3 with 6 made, 2.3 apg, 2 POGs
CENTER – GOTOO GROT, DALLAS (26.1 GVP) (First Time – Third Season) The mammoth 7-2 pivot has already exceeded expectations since coming to the Demons. Top scoring center in league and fourth-best MBA scorer. Led his team in rebounding and shooting percentage. May still be getting better.
17.8 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 1.9 apg, 72.4 % shooting, 6 steals, 7 blocked shots, 3 POGs, 81.8% free throwing
FORWARD – CHIP BATTOE, DALLAS (27.1 GVP) (Third Time – Third Season) MBA’s newest Hall of Famer led league in scoring and won regular season MVP award, both for third straight time. Added third consecutive blocked shots title despite missing three games to injury. Generational talent.
21.0 ppg, 20 blocked shots, 3.4 rpg, 64.4% shooter, 84.6% free throwing, 33.3% from 3-Point Land
FORWARD – ANURAG DICKSHIT , OKLAHOMA CITY (24.3 GVP) (First time – Fourth Season) Tremendous second half helped turn team into playoff club. Trade from L.A. for third pick next season produced dividends. Second in league in rebounds. Topped new team in scoring, rebounds, steals, 3s.
16.4 ppg, 5.5 rpg, 7 steals, 78.9% free throwing, 50% from 3, 3 POGs, 5 blocks, Team MVP
MVP VOTING
1. CHIP BATTOE, DALLAS…31.1 MVP points
2. GOTOO GROT, DALLAS…30.1
3. LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, MILWAUKEE…29.9
SECOND TEAM ALL-MBA
Guard – FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, MILWAUKEE (22.0 GVP) (Second Season) 16.5 ppg, 79.5% FT w/31 G
Guard – BINGO BANGO, DALLAS (21.9 GVP) (Fifth Season) 17.0 ppg, 52.2% from 3 w/24 good
Center – CHUTCHER MOUTHCHAIR, LOS ANGELES (23.4 GVP)(Fourth Season) 5.7 rpg, 16 blocks, 4 POGs
Forward – BABA BRINKMAN, LOS ANGELES (24.0 GVP)(Eighth Season)18.4 ppg, 10 steals, 7 blocks
Forward – PIETRO DESTROYER, SEATTLE (22.8 GVP)(Sixth Season)16.6 ppg, 53.6% from 3, 10 blocks
ALL-ROOKIE TEAM
Guard – Flip “Oil Pan” Phelps, Oklahoma City 20.6 GVP
Guard – MISTER METHANE, SAN JOSE 20.8 GVP – ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Center – Papa “Pupa” Popcorn, Milwaukee 16.9 GVP
Forward – Eddie “the Milkman” Creamer, San Jose 17.4 GVP
Forward – “Hi-Ho” Trailus Bootwhip, Kansas City 16.3 GVP
TEAM MVPS
SACRAMENTO RIVER DOGS – POTUS OBAMA, 4TH Season, 6-5 guard 24.3 GVP
SEATTLE STAMPEDE – PIETRO DESTROYER, 6th Season, 6-8 forward 22.8 GVP
SAN JOSE FIGHTING AMIGOS – CAM CALDWELL, 2nd Season, 6-6 forward 21.5 GVP
LOS ANGELES BIG ONE – BABA BRINKMAN, 8th Season (retiring), 6-6 forward 24.0 GVP
OKLAHOMA CITY LARIATS – ANURAG DICKSHIT, 4th Season, 6-7 forward 24.3 GVP
CHARLESTON MOUNTAINEERS – LAPIZ LAPIZ BOLIGRAFO, 9th Season, 6-0 guard 21.2 GVP
DALLAS DEMONS – CHIP BATTOE, 3rd Season, 6-8 forward, 27.1 GVP
PHILADELPHIA PHOBIA – CARGA LARGA, 5th Season, 6-11 center, 20.9 GVP
MILWAUKEE GREYHOUNDS – LANNIGAN LORD HOBO, 2nd Season, 6-6 guard 26.9 GVP
KANSAS CITY BASTARD ANGELS – BASKETS WEAVER, 8th Season, 6-4 guard 17.0 GVP
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