Monday, July 29, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs Wrap-Up
Tuesday, July 16, 2024
Season 54 Finals...Game 3...Oklahoma City at Dallas
DALLAS 74, OKLAHOMA CITY 72 (Buzzer Beater!)
HICK'S BUZZER BEATER DELIVERS TITLE
DALLAS -- Rookie point guard Vicious Hick stuck the game-winning medium jump shot as the horn sounded, giving the Whiz Kids from Dallas a come-from-behind 74-72 victory over Oklahoma City and the team's third consecutive championship.
The home team Demons, who dominated the fourth quarter in both their previous Finals wins against the Lariats, trailed by 10 points with 48 time units remaining in the game. They then proceeded to run off the next 11 points, culminated by a Hick 3-pointer, to take the lead with 22 ticks remaining.
But Oklahoma City rallied to eventually tie the contest with 3 remaining on a Buba Lipa dunk. That set the stage for Hick's heroics, who took a pass from center China P and delivered his 30th and 31st points of the game as well as the franchise's 8th overall title.
The victory marked the 16th consecutive win for Dallas, dating back to last season's championship clincher against this same Oklahoma City team.
This time, Dallas swept the Lariats, as opposed to last season's Finals, which went the full five games.
Oklahoma City suffered two injuries in this game, with starting center Chochky Galumpkus injured for the duration just 11 ticks into the contest. Then in the fourth quarter, Lariats power forward Phillip Mianus suffered a game-ending injury.
PLAYER OF THE GAME
36 GVP...This is the game Dallas fans have been waiting for rookie guard VICIOUS HICK to have, and he couldn't have picked a better time to deliver. In this championship clincher, Hick, who was benched temporarily in Game 2, returned to the starting lineup with a vengeance, potting 3 treys out of the gate on the way to a 13-point first quarter. The point guard would go on to rack up 31 points, the highest total of anyone in the Season 54 playoffs. He was 12 for 19 in the game, bombing home 7 treys in 12 tries, continuing his torrid shooting from Game 2 where his three consecutive 3-pointers spurred the team to a win. The 6-2 Hick showed off his rebounding skills, gathering in 4 caroms, and added 1 assist to his masterpiece. This contest was largely a battle of point guards, with Hick's scoring being the difference.
Sunday, July 14, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs...Finals Game 3...Dallas at Oklahoma City
DALLAS 99, OKLAHOMA CITY 83
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs...Finals Game 1...Oklahoma City at Dallas
Tuesday, July 2, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs...SemiFinals Game 2...Dallas at Los Angeles
DALLAS 94, LOS ANGELES 64
DEMONS BELITTLE BIG ONE
LOS ANGELES -- The Whiz Kids from Dallas made short work of the Los Angeles Big One, crushing their spleen 94-64 to sweep the SemiFinals and set themselves up for a shot at their third successive championship.
The competitive portion of the game was over by the end of the first quarter, with Dallas leading 28-18. The Demons destroyed L.A. on the boards, more than doubling their opponent's rebounding total, 28-12.
The Los Angeles fans had to be satisfied with watching another outstanding head-to-head battle between their own Pinky Toe and Dallas point guard Vicious Hick. The Rookie of the Year, Toe, got game honors with Player of the Game with a 30-point explosion, while Hick nailed down the first triple-double of this post season.
This was the final game of D. Fenestration's gallant career. Immediately after the game was over, he jumped through the window of his 12-story condo, to his demise.
Points prevented for Dallas...12
Points prevented for Los Angeles...9
Tops in Points Prevented
1. Satan Israel, Dallas...6
2. Biggus Dickus, Dallas...4
2. Fudge Pies Deli, L.A....4
PLAYER OF THE GAME
37 GVP...Rookie of the Year and All-MBA guard PINKY TOE of Los Angeles showed out for the home crowd, scoring a game-high 30 points, dishing a team-high 4 assists and pulling down 3 rebounds in a losing effort. The 30 points represents the top scoring game thus far in this season's playoffs. Going head-to-head again against the league's other young guard stud, Vicious Hick, Toe put his team on his back, going 12 for 19 from the floor, bombing in 4 treys in 9 tries and going 2 for 3 from the foul line. This performance tied a bow on a first-rate rookie campaign.
Friday, June 28, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs...SemiFinals Game 2...Sacramento at Oklahoma City
OKLAHOMA CITY 101, SACRAMENTO 80 (Slaughter Rule Enforced)
LARIATS RETURN TO FINALS IN STYLE
OKLAHOMA CITY -- The Oklahoma City Lariats swept the Sacramento River Dogs 2-0 in this SemiFinals series, racking up 101 points on 66.2 percent shooting to return to the MBA Finals for an expected return clash with the two-time defending champions from Dallas.
PLAYER OF THE GAME
30 GVP...Cut pile refugee ANTHONY "FISH FACE" FINSECA scored a game-high 28 points in a losing effort for Sacramento, concluding a surprising season for the River Dogs. The 6-5 small forward, finishing up his fourth season, was 11 for 14 from the floor, going 2 for 3 from deep and 4 for 4 from the foul line. He added 1 rebound and 1 assist in his titanic battle with Hall of Fame forward Crentis Dentist.
Tuesday, June 25, 2024
Season 54 Playoffs...SemiFinals Game 1...Los Angeles at Dallas
DALLAS 89, LOS ANGELES 60
DALLAS BLOWS BY BIG ONE
DALLAS -- The undefeated, two-time defending champs from Dallas busted out of the playoff starting gates with a 31-point first quarter and drifted home with a first-round win over visiting Los Angeles 89-60.
Counting last season's championship game, this was the 12th consecutive win for the Demons, who, despite actually giving way to The Big One in the second half 40-37, don't seem to have much competition in this SemiFinal round.
The Whiz Kids scored 89 points on 60 percent shooting, both right in line with their league-leading averages of 89.2 and 61.6 percent.
The head-to-head between rookie stars Pinky Toe of Los Angeles and Vicious Hick of Dallas (more or less a draw for the second time in two meetings) was, however, worth the price of admission.
POINTS PREVENTED BY LOS ANGELES ...6
POINTS PREVENTED BY DALLAS...14
4 PLAYERS TIED WITH 4 POINTS PREVENTED
TURNOVERS CAUSED BY LOS ANGELES...6
TURNOVERS CAUSED BY DALLAS...8
TOPS IN TURNOVERS CAUSED...Pete Marzano, Dallas...4; Barfly Gigglewaters, Los Angeles...2


















