Sunday, February 19, 2017

NEWEST HALL OF FAMER NAMED...AMA SPIKIE



Ama Spikie named to Hall of Fame

Ama Spikie, the 6-8 center who played his entire 9-season career with the Philadelphia Phobia franchise, was named by the veteran committee as the 41st member of the MBA Hall of Fame.


Spikie enters the Hallowed Hall as the tied for 32nd place all time among all MBA players.

A four-time All Star Game selection, Spikie was the starting center for the entire run of Philadelphia's five consecutive championship seasons, which began in Spikie's rookie year.

He is the 10th center to be named to the Hall of Fame, and at 6-foot, 8-inches, ties Tom "the Bomb" Kondla as the smallest pivot man to achieve this distinction.

An outstanding defender, Spikie is just the 13th Hall of Famer to have played his entire career with one franchise.


Active Hall of Famer Max Payne of Chicago added a fourth championship ring to his total of 14 awards, moving him up to a tie for 14th all time player in the rankings, passing Tommy Zoop, Guru Gannon and Raisin Sport.


The other active Hall of Famer, Hrundi V. Bakshi, remains 5th all-time in the MBA rankings.











Hall of Fame Rankings
1. Curly Hogbottom 6-10 Forward Seasons 16-24 (9) 25 awards
2. Uncle Bob Masterson 6-2 Guard Seasons 4-13 (10) 21 awards
3. Sagittal Occlusal 6-8 Forward Seasons 25-32 (8) 19 awards
3. Cappy Gambol 6-6 Guard Seasons 1-7 (7) 19 awards
5. Boone Doggle 6-10 Forward Seasons 23-31 (9) 18 awards
5. Mamadou Zongo 6-4 Guard Seasons 15-31 (17) 18 awards
5. Hrundi V. Bakshi 6-7 Guard Seasons 29-? (10+) 18 awards STILL ACTIVE
8. Link Lennex 6-7 Forward Seasons 7-12 (6) 17 awards
8. Stu Nod 6-3 Guard Seasons 6-17 (12) 17 awards
10. Diamond Dallas Paige 6-11 Center Seasons 12-18 (7) 16 awards
10. Jonny Cockaroo 6-9 Center Seasons 18-29 (12) 16 awards
12. Doc Watson 6-2 Guard Seasons 9-17 (9) 15 awards
12. Cam Bodia 6-6 Forward Seasons 15-25 (11) 15 awards
14. Cheetos Jones 5-11 Guard Seasons 28-34 (7) 14 awards
14. Dan Mann 6-1 Guard Seasons 5-13 (9) 14 awards
14. Max Payne 7-0 Center Seasons 26-? (13+) 14 awards STILL ACTIVE moved up one rank.
17. Tommy Zoop 6-6 Guard Seasons 18-24 (7) 13 awards
17. Guru Gannon 6-7 Forward Seasons 11-17 (7) 13 awards
17. Raisin Sport 6-9 Forward Seasons 1-13 (13) 13 awards
20. Bill Rustler 6-9 Center Seasons 1-10 (10) 12 awards
20. Rip Slamjam 6-11 Center Seasons 5-19 (15) 12 awards
22. Ching-Chong Chung 5-10 Guard Seasons 26-37 (11) 11 awards
22. Tom Kondla 6-8 Center Seasons 28-33 (6) 11 awards
22. Shucks Oyster 6-4 Guard Seasons 17-22 (6) 11 awards
22. Gato Do Mato 6-11 Forward Seasons 30-36 (7) 11 awards
26. Joey Two-Tones 6-3 Guard Seasons 18-23 (6) 10 awards
26. Soul Duran 6-3 Guard Seasons 3-8 (6) 10 awards
26. Bart Pitbull 7-2 Center Seasons 17-23 (7) 10 awards
26. Shooter Flatch 6-7 Forward Seasons 19-25 (7) 10 awards
26. Alex Pal 6-11 Center Seasons 5-10 (6) 10 awards
26. Doug Fresh 5-11 Guard Seasons 1-15 (15) 10 awards

VETERANS COMMITTEE SELECTIONS
32. Marshall Stax 6-7 Forward Seasons 7-13 (7) 9 awards
32. Mable Reed 7-1 Center Seasons 6-16 (10) 9 awards
32. Tarjetas Indice 6-7 Forward Seasons 9-17 (9) 9 awards
32. Ama Spikie 6-8 Center Seasons 29-37 (9) 9 awards (MOST RECENT)
32. Bub Wright 6-5 Forward Seasons 1-7 (7) 9 awards
32. Tug Hershorts 6-11 Forward Seasons 25-33 (9) 9 awards
38. Silo Chamberlin 5-10 Guard Seasons 1-6 (6) 8 awards
38. Benny Gumm 6-0 Guard Seasons 19-31 (13) 8 awards
38. Oscar Mudcat 6-6 Guard Seasons 1-8 (8) 8 awards
38. Rowdy Ron Clutch 6-7 Forward Seasons 1-9 (9) 8 awards




Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Chicago's Art Vandelay wins Playoff MVP honors



Fifth-year Chicago Forward Art "the Architect" Vandelay earned his first MVP award, getting named the MVP of the Season 38 playoffs.

The announcement comes on the heels of the Chicago Gale's recent championship, a playoff campaign during which the 6-7 Vandelay was both the second-highest scorer (17.6 ppg) and second-highest rebounder (5.9 per game).

Vandelay outdistanced T.Kanes Masterson of runner-up Philadelphia in the voting 25.7 to 23.2. Chicago point guard Ginger Vampire was third with 21.7.

"The Architect" now has nine awards on his MBA card, one short of Hall of Fame status.
He is the 12th forward to win Playoff MVP honors and the first since Boone Doggle of Philadelphia won the honor in back-to-back seasons in 30 and 31.

Vandalay joins three previous Chicago winners of the Playoff MVP award...they are:
* Forward Cole Dreadlock, Season 2
* Guard Doc Watson, Season 16
* Guard Didger A'Doo, Season 35



Thursday, February 9, 2017

MBA Finals Game 5 in Philadelphia

GALE COMES ALL THE WAY BACK TO WIN ELUSIVE THIRD TITLE

PHILADELPHIA -- It took a record-setting comeback for the ages and 22 seasons to do it, but the Chicago Gale, finally captured its third MBA title, winning a wild and wooly Game 5 on the home court of the sports' most dynastic franchise, 73-70.

To do so, the visiting team had to first overcome a 2-0 series deficit in which they lost both games to Philadelphia by 11 points. At that point, they seemed incapable of mustering even one win, let alone three in a row, a feat no team had ever accomplished in the previous 37 seasons of this hallowed league.

And in this, the "all-the-marbles" contest, the Gale fumbled and bumbled its way into a 10-point deficit at the end of the first quarter, and as in past efforts, a championship was evidently, not to be.

But a pair of Hall of Famers, the great 7-foot behemoth Max Payne and Chicago head coach Uncle Bob Masterson would not be denied. With Masterson, who had captured three titles in his brilliant playing career for none other than Philadelphia, exhorting his charges and an exhausted Payne putting on an MVP of the Game performance for the ages, the Gale began coming back in the second quarter.

After being out-rebounded as a team 10-5 in the first quarter, Chicago, led by Payne, buckled down and dominated the boards from that point on. At the half, the deficit had been cut to three. And going into the fourth quarter, Chicago held a precarious 2-point advantage, courtesy of a Payne put-back near the end of the third.

The fourth quarter was a nail-biter, with Chicago jumping out to a 5-point lead courtesy of a 3-point play from Art Vandelay.
Then.....well, here are some of the highlights as the time units ticked down:
-- Chicago point guard Ginger Vampire increased the lead to 7 points on a short jumper with 39 time units remaining.
-- With 36 time units left, Vampire hit Chicago's only 3-point shot of the game, burying a deep trey despite the forced miss by defender Mel A. Noma...Gale now led by 8.
-- With 26 time units left, Philadelphia's big lefty power forward Davis Phillips hit his second 3-point shot of the game to pull the home team within 5 points as the crowd screamed and stripped to its underwear.
-- Following a pair of uncharacteristic point-blank misses by Chicago's Payne, Philadelphia's Noma buries a medium jumper with 21 time units left to bring the Phobia within 3 at 71-68.
-- Chicago two-guard Poppy Poppalucco pops in a short jumper after shaking loose of T.Kanes Masterson, giving the Gale a 5-point lead with 17 left.
-- Poppalucco then blocks a medium shot (it was good) by Masterson and the Gale gets the ball with 15 left.
-- Payne, feeling all of his 13-seasons, misses, wills his way to the offensive rebound, then misses again...Philly gets the board and Masterson scores on the subsequent fast break. The Chicago lead is now 73-70 with 9 time units left.
-- A Poppolucco miss is rebounded yet again by Payne, who is first denied, then fouled by Diss Reflexia. Chicago retains possession.
-- Payne's chance to salt the game away down low is blocked by Reflexia and Philly has the ball with 2 time units left, trailing 73-70.
"At this point," Masterson later related, "all I could think of was 'no foul.'"
-- But with 1 time unit left, Payne fouls Reflexia setting up a chance for a game-tying trey on the final time unit.
-- Thankfully for Chicago, the only inbound pass available was to Reflexia, who had not made a trey all year. He heaved it...CLANK...and Chicago had its long-awaited mother-freaking title.

Index cards were flying everywhere as the Gale reserves stormed the tabletop and shuffled themselves in with the likes of Gatz and Vandelay.

In the locker room afterward, blueberry pie, a favorite of Hank Davia, the last man to center a Chicago championship effort in Season 16, was served and thrown about the room.

Purple lips abounded.

Players took turns going in and out of the venerable cigar box, which was brought out for just this celebration. And why not? The last time Chicago had won a championship, the date was December 29, 2002. That was many rolls of the cubes of chance ago. You do the math.

Meanwhile, Philadelphia, which has won an unbelievable total of 15 championships, has to settle for a second consecutive runner-up finish. Some day they will take solace in yet another unlikely challenge in a season in which they split a record 8 meetings against the club that eventually eeked out the last win.

20-PLUS GVP PERFORMANCES
-- Chicago point guard Ginger Vampire came up huge in the clutch with a game-high 20 points, 4 assists and 2 rebounds.
-- Championships follow around Chicago's Hall of Fame center MAX PAYNE like rats do the Pied Piper. Payne, despite a horrendous shooting day, pulled down a game-high 11 rebounds, scored 14 points, stole 2 passes and blocked 1 shot while holding Reflexia to just 10 points. He was truly MVP of the Game, bringing a long-sought championship to Chicago in his first year with the team. The title is the fourth of Payne's career and he has now won a ring with all four of the franchises he has played with, an unprecedented accomplishment. His last three rings came in the last four seasons for three different clubs. In Season 35, he won with Oklahoma City. In Season 36 he won with Charleston. And in Season 38 he won with Chicago. (He was injured for the playoffs in Season 37 with Charleston. He won his first ring in Season 28 with Dallas). The legend is still growing.
-- Chicago small forward Art Vandelay was again rock solid for the champions with 15 points and 6 rebounds.
--Philadelphia shooting guard T.Kanes Masterson was held below 50 percent shooting by Poppy Poppalucco, but still put in 17 points, had 2 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steal.
--Phobia power forward Davis Phillips' 10-point, 5-rebound first quarter got Philly out of the gate fast. He ended with 19 points and 8 rebounds, both team highs.



NEXT UP: POST SEASON STATS, THE PLAYOFF MVP AWARD AND HALL OF FAME ANNOUNCEMENT.





Monday, February 6, 2017

Season 38 MBA Finals Game 4

GALE RUNS ROUGHSHOD OVER PHOBIA AGAIN

CHICAGO -- We're going to a Game 5 final showdown contest.

For the second game in a row, the Chicago Gale came screaming out of the gate, grabbing a huge early lead and coasting to a win against their opponents from Philadelphia.

This time Chicago delivered the first 10 points on the way to a 81-60 victory that tied up this championship series at two games each, setting up a title match in Philadelphia.

The big hero for Chicago was power forward Stu Gatz, who returned from a 7-game injury and had the best game of his two-season career. Gatz led both teams in scoring and rebounding, and the Gale, once thought dead in the water after two straight losses to start the series, seems ebullient with hope.

It didn't seem to matter much that Chicago point guard Ginger Vampire, the previous game's MVP was totally ineffective and fouled out, because Gatz was there to spearhead this particular triumph.

The Gale's vaunted defense, best in the East in Season 38, was intact again with Gatz's return to the lineup, holding Philly to just 47.3 percent shooting.

And now we go to Game 5 for all the marbles.

20-PLUS GVP PERFORMANCES
--T.Kanes Masterson of Philadelphia again led the offensive charge for the Phobia, scoring a team-high 18 points. But with Chicago's Poppy Poppalucco continually hounding him, Masterson was forced to put up 18 shots, shooting just 39 percent for the contest, in order to get those points. He also pulled down 4 boards and had 1 assist.
--Bruce Hammer returned to scoring form for the Phobia in Game 4, getting 14 points, grabbing 4 boards, assisting 2 times , registering 1 steal and 1 blocked shot.
--Poppy Poppalucco of Chicago shadowed Masterson all game long while scoring 12 points of his own and tying for game-high honors in assists with 4. He also tied for most blocked shots with 2 and delivered 1 steal.
--Hall of Fame Chicago center Max Payne, looking to become the first MBA player in history to win four championship rings with four different teams, had another stellar game with 14 points, 3 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 steal and 1 blocked shot, holding Diss Reflexia's offensive output down in the process.
--STU GATZ returned to the Chicago lineup with an MVP of the Game effort that included game-highs in both points (25) and rebounds (9), adding 2 blocks to that total. Gatz hit his first 11 shots before finishing 11 for 13 for the contest. (The playoff record is 12-for-12).
--Art Vandelay came through with his usual fine scoring output, netting 16 points, grabbing 6 boards and registering 1 assist.

PLAYOFF NOTES
The championship finale will be the first Game Five since Oklahoma City bested Chicago in Season 35 and just the third time the Title Series has gone the distance in the past 10 campaigns.

ASTOUNDING FACT
No team has ever lost the first two games in the finals and come back to win the Championship. Chicago could be the first.


Monday, January 30, 2017

Season 38 MBA Finals Game 3

Chicago 81, Philadelphia 54

GALE BLOWS AWAY PHOBIA, FORCING RETURN TO WINDY CITY

PHILADELPHIA -- They ain't dead yet!

The visiting Chicago Gale put a 27-point whoopin' on the home team Philadelphia Phobia, finally demonstrating the kind of defense and talent that earned them a spot in the Season 38 finals.

The Gale set the tone right out of the gate, rushing to an 8-0 advantage to start the game and holding the Phobia without a point for the first half of the initial quarter, which ended with Chicago leading 18-4. They then proceeded to outscore the home team in every quarter thereafter while holding Philadelphia to the lowest point total any team has had in the playoffs, as well as establishing the biggest victory margin.

Chicago pressed the issue the entire game, as evidenced by their 22 free throws compared to 1 for the home team.

It can be imagined that Gale fans who rued the purchase of Game 4 tickets are now frantically digging into their filthy trash receptacles to find the discarded vouchers. Chicago returns to its home court and will also welcome starting forward Stu Gatz back from an injury that has kept him from participating in any playoff game until now. He will replace Pap Smearz in the starting lineup, giving Chicago a better defender while at the same time strengthening its bench.

To make room for Gatz on the roster, the Gale cut forward Kipchak Turk, keeping Vermin Supreme on the team in his stead.

20-PLUS GVP PERFORMANCES
-- Chicago point guard GINGER VAMPIRE, having the best season of a solid career, had yet to step up in this finals series before this important elimination contest. But he came up big time with a game-high 29-point effort that included 3 rebounds, 1 steal and 1 assist. Vampire went 10-for-15 on the day, kept his counterpart Mel A. Noma in foul trouble for much of the contest, popped in a pair of treys and went 7 for 9 at the free throw line.
-- The Gale's defensive standout at guard, Poppy Poppalucco, held scoring machine T.Kanes Masterson to just 12 points before fouling out. Poppy also outscored Masterson, tallying 15 points on 50 percent shooting, grabbing 4 boards, getting 2 assists and blocking 2 shots.
-- Chicago's small forward Art Vandelay did a dominating number on Philadelphia's Bruce Hammer, who had killed the Gale up to this point. Vandelay finished with 17 points on a variety of shots that included multiple drives to the hole and a pair of 3-point buckets. His aggressive play kept Hammer in foul trouble the entire game until he eventually fouled out early in the fourth quarter with just 4 points (13 below his playoff average). Vandelay also led his team in rebounding with 5 and registered 1 steal.

Season 38 Finals Game 2 Philadelphia at Chicago

Philadelphia 79, Chicago 68

PHILLY ON VERGE OF TITLE 16 AFTER GAME 2 TRIUMPH

CHICAGO -- A 7-0 Philadelphia Phobia run to start the final quarter, ending with yet another timely trey by small forward Bruce Hammer, broke open a close game and provided the momentum for another 11-point win for Philly.

The final score was 79-68, and coming on the heels of their 76-65 Game 1 win, puts the Phobia snugly in the driver's seat, needing just one win in the next three games to be crowned Season 38 champs.

Chicago needed a monster game from forward Art Vandelay, and he delivered big time with a game-high 27 points. But his counterpart at small forward, Hammer, was nearly as good, leading the Phobia with 24 on a variety of shots from all over the court.

Even with star shooting guard T.Kanes Masterson having an off day, courtesy of Poppy Poppalucco's tough defense, and Poppalucco delivering solid scoring numbers himself, the Gale could not muster enough scoring at crunch time.

Philadelphia could win it all next game as they return to their home court.

20-PLUS GVP PERFORMANCES
-- Chicago's small forward ART VANDELAY became the first Gale player this post-season to win an MVP of the Game performance with a game-high 27 points that included a game-high tying 10 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 steal. But he could not stop Bruce Hammer from nearly matching his output.
-- Chicago two guard Poppy Poppalucco was outstanding defensively against T.Kanes Masterson, thwarting sure baskets time and again. Plus, Poppy scored 18 points, including a pair of treys, had a game-high 2 blocked shots and delivered 2 assists.
-- Small forward Bruce Hammer of Philadelphia has come up huge all season long and continues to do so in the playoffs. His team-high 24 points were highlighted by a game-high 3 steals and a game-high (tied) 10 rebounds.

PLAYOFF FACTOID: Neither one of the two teams in the MBA finals have a Season 38 All-MBA player in their lineup. And despite the fact that the East has both teams in the finals and bested the West in regular season wins, all of the All-MBA players this season came from the West.



THE LAST 8 ALL-MBA TEAMS

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Season 38 MBA Finals Game 1

Philadelphia 76, Chicago 65

PHILLY UPS ITS GAME TO TAKE 1-0 FINALS LEAD

PHILADELPHIA -- The Philadelphia Phobia took a big step toward procuring their 16th MBA championship with a Finals-opening 76-65 home win over the Chicago Gale.

The Phobia dominated the backboards in the rebounding department 28-16, hit more than twice the number of 3-pointers than they averaged during the regular season (7 treys of 10, season average 3 per game) and stole the ball 7 times from the Gale (Philly averaged 2.2 steals per game during the season).

In short, they had a magnificent opener, and if they continue to play at this pace, it will be a short finals.

After a rough opening quarter, Chicago closed the gap, trailing by just 3 at the half. But a third-quarter charge led by Game MVP T. Kanes Masterson and forward Bruce Hammer gave the Phobia a comfortable 14-point advantage heading into the final 70 time units.

The best of five Finals now moves to Chicago, where the Gale beat Philadelphia early this season 95-68. The Phobia have since beaten Chicago twice, once during the regular season in Philadelphia, and in this finals opener in Philly.

20-PLUS GVP PERFORMANCES
--T.KANES MASTERSON of Philadelphia shrugged off the usually outstanding defense of Chicago's Poppy Poppalucco and delivered a game-high 22 points to lead all scorers and earn MVP of the Game honors. The 6-3 shooting guard also pulled down 6 rebounds, registered 2 steals and had 2 assists. If a playoff MVP award were to be given at this point, Masterson would be the pick.
--Philadelphia power forward Davis Phillips, starting against his old team for the first time, was merely outstanding. He led all rebounders with 9, had 14 points and led everyone with 3 steals.
--Small forward Bruce Hammer of Philadelphia continued his brilliant scoring ways with 15 points, including a 3-for-5 effort from 3-point land that broke Chicago's comeback attempts time and again. Hammer also pulled down 4 boards, had 1 steal and 1 assist.
--Chicago two guard Poppy Poppalucco had an above-average game offensively for the visitors but could not stop Masterson. Poppy had 14 points, a game-high 4 assists and 3 rebounds. He also led everyone with 2 blocked shots.
--Hall of Fame Chicago center Max Payne thoroughly outplayed his much younger counterpart Diss Reflexia, getting a team-high 17 points, pulling down 4 rebounds and blocking 1 shot. He held Reflexia below double figures in scoring.
--Chicago's leading scorer during the regular season, Art Vandelay, was a perfect 7-for-7 from the field, getting 16 points and leading his team in rebounds with 5. He added 1 assist. But for Chicago to win, Vandelay has to get more shots.

SPECIAL NOTE: Both Philadelphia starting forwards were obtained in the Season 38 draft after they were both cut by their respective teams...Phillips from Charleston and Hammer from Sacramento.



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