Monday, April 25, 2022

Season 50 Featured Game No. Seven...including 2 Golden bonuses




San Jose 71, Dallas 62

AMIGOS STAY IN FIRST BUT LOSE STARTER

SAN JOSE -- The defending champion San Jose Fighting Amigos won their fourth consecutive game to clinch a playoff spot and stay in first place in the West, besting a pesky Dallas club 71-62.

But in doing so they lost starting forward Lupalin Greenbeard to a seven-game injury that will extend into the post-season. 

The playoff race is over in the West, with second-place Los Angeles also having clinched a spot with their recent win over Gillette. This has to be the quickest the post-season race has been settled in the 50-season history of the MBA.

The cross-over win by San Jose gives the West its third consecutive victory over the East, with the East still holding a 4-3 advantage.

Greenbeard's place on the San Jose roster will be taken by 6-6 forward Jospah Gecan, a defensive specialist, who got the call out of the cut pile. This is the third time in his five-season career that Greenbeard has suffered a major injury. He was tied for the league lead in steals before getting hurt.


PLAYER OF THE GAME
With the injury to Lupalin Greenbeard, San Jose will be counting strongly on his replacement in the starting lineup, MUSCLE SHOALS. The 6-7 leaper provided excellent support off the bench in last season's championship run. And in taking the place of Greenbeard in this game beginning in the second quarter, Shoals demonstrated the kind of contributions for which he is capable. The third-year man dominated at small forward, pulling down a game-high 11 rebounds while scoring 17 points on 8 of 9 shooting, his only miss coming from beyond the arc. He also had one assist.

Other 20-plus GVP peformances
-- The league's leading scorer, Hall of Fame San Jose guard Jesse Shershot, played a crisp, efficient game while topping all scorers with 20 points. The fourth-year man added 3 rebounds, 4 assists and 1 steal to the playoff-clinching win.

-- Impactful rookie point guard Juzan Djinn of Dallas stayed in the Rookie of the Year hunt with a 15-point performance that included a game-high 3 blocked shots and 2 rebounds.

-- Finally out of the Dallas doghouse and getting his first start of the season, Itsaka Numdrum pulled down a team-high 7 rebounds from his guard position, popped in a trio of treys and scored 11 points. The 6-4 Numdrum also tied for game-high in assists with 5 and game-high in steals with 2. 

-- After a slow start, two-time All-MBA center Chochky Galumpkus turned it on in the fourth quarter to finish with a team-high 17 points, 3 rebounds and 1 assist. 

-- Dependable, affable Al A. Orden contributed 15 points, 3 boards and 2 assists for the Demons.

MBA Standings … Season 50

EAST DIVISION

MILWAUKEE……. 5-2

PHILADELPHIA…..4-3

CHARLESTON…… 4-3

DALLAS…………...3-4

OKLAHOMA CITY 2-5

 

WEST DIVISION

SAN JOSE………….6-1 (clinched playoff berth)

LOS ANGELES…....6-1 (clinched playoff berth)

GILLETTE…………2-5

SACRAMENTO…...1-5

SEATTLE………….1-5

 

Next Game:  Bracket No. 7 concludes with a battle for the cellar in the West as Seattle hosts Sacramento. The R-Dogs won their one and only game against the Stampede 80-71 behind a big game by forward Wardy Joubert.


MOUNT RUSHMORE 


OF EACH FRANCHISE


SACRAMENTO RIVER DOGS



Seventh in a Series
BASED ON NUMBER OF AWARDS GARNERED BY A PLAYER WHILE PLAYING FOR THIS TEAM.

Sacramento River Dogs

TREE FIDDY, Hall of Fame center

DOO-RAG DRIPP, Hall of Fame forward

POTUS OBAMA, guard

BEER KEG CARLISLE, center



2nd Golden Bonus: 👎

The 10 Lowest-ranked player careers in MBA History

No. 4


This 39-year-old former clerk has taken to duck herding since his retirement from the MBA following Season 41. He says that he is not at all bitter about spending 9 long, boring seasons in the Cut Pile.  "I was a damned good shot blocker who never got a chance," said Fideaux. "I was also an excellent dribbler and on-the-ball defender. So what if I couldn't shoot at all? I take it back...I AM bitter. And woe to any MBA franchise owner who happens upon my duck herd. They will go DOWN." 

Monday, April 18, 2022

Season 50 Featured Game No. 6...plus Golden Extras and overall standings and schedule

Los Angeles 69, Philadelphia 63

BIG ONE TAKES SHOWDOWN WIRE-TO-WIRE
LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Big One captured the cross-over battle of the powerhouses, besting visiting Philadelphia 69-63 in a defensive-minded game in which the home team never trailed.

The Big One have thus tallied both cross-over wins for the West, having defeated Milwaukee, the first-place club in the East, just prior to the All Star Game break.

This was the fourth consecutive win for L.A.(now 5-1), the longest current victory streak in the MBA and it knocks Philly (now 4-2) out of first place in the East.

Trailing by 13 heading into the home stretch of the final quarter, Philly made a last-ditch run at L.A., getting to within 4 points with 12 ticks left in the game thanks to a near-disastrous technical foul on home team coach Naceg Gecan with his team up by 7. The resultant technical free throw was the first missed charity toss by Wawa Wewa of Philly in 44 regular-season tries over the past two seasons. But the veteran Wewa immediately made up for it by hitting a 3-point bomb to give his team a bit of hope at the time. 

POINTS PREVENTED BY QUARTERS
Philadelphia...5...3...2...2  Total=12
Los Angeles...2...4...6...3  Total=15

TURNOVERS CAUSED BY QUARTER
Philadelphia...0...3...0...2  Total=5
Los Angeles...2...2...1...1  Total=6

Top Players Points Prevented
1. Great Gruncle Terry, Los Angeles...9
2. D. Fenestration, Philadelphia...6
3. Quick Tink, Los Angeles...4

Top Players Turnovers Caused
4 players tied with 2





PLAYER OF THE GAME
Enjoying the best seasons of his 4-year career, Los Angeles center QUICK TINK totally out-played another pivot having his best campaign, Taco Tuesday of Philadelphia. The 6-8 Tink went 11 for 15 from the floor to secure top scoring honors for the game with 25 points. He was also 3 for 3 from the foul stripe. Tink pulled down 5 boards, blocked 1 shot and finished third among leaders in points prevented, stopping 4. It was the second POG of the season for him as he wages a war with perennial All-MBA center Chochky Galumpkus of Dallas for the foil star.


 

Other 20-plus GVP performers
-- Although he scored just 6 points, Los Angeles point guard Great Gruncle Terry put his imprint on this game in other big time ways. In addition to tying for game-high in both rebounds (7) and assists (5), Terry was by far the outstanding defender in this one, stopping a game-high 9 enemy points by himself. The 6-5 Terry also led his team in blocked shots with 2 while dominating his opposite, Little Dickie Paper, who fouled out. 

-- Philadelphia forwards provided most of their team's offense in this losing cause. Second-year man D. Fenestration had it all over Turk Attaturk, scoring 16 points, blocking a game-high 3 shots, pulling down 3 rebounds and dishing 2 assists. The 6 opponent points he prevented was secomd only to Terry.

-- Ten-year star Wawa Wewa of Philly out-did his opposite Crentis Dentist 18 points to 8, with the 18 being high on Philly. He was a perfect 7 for 7 from the floor, includig 2 for 2 from deep. The 6-7 Wewa tied for top rebounding honors in the game with 7 and added 1 assist.

NEXT UP: The seventh bracket starts with the first of two consecutive games betwee East conteders Philadelphia and Charleston, with the Moutaieers at home. It's a must-wim for Charleston in the ridiculously tight East. 

Later in the bracket, the Featured Game will pit Dallas at San Jose in another intriguing cross-over contest. 


MOUNT RUSHMORE 

OF EACH FRANCHISE


PHILADELPHIA PHOBIA



Sixth in a Series
BASED ON NUMBER OF AWARDS GARNERED BY A PLAYER WHILE PLAYING FOR THIS TEAM.

UNCLE BOB MASTERSON, Hall of Fame guard

CURLY HOGBOTTOM, Hall of Fame forward

STU NOD, Hall of Fame guard

CAM BODIA, Hall of Fame forward



2nd Golden Bonus: 👎

The 10 Lowest-ranked player careers in MBA History

No. 5
One of the many references to departed buddy Charley Krebs, the fifth worst career in MBA history belongs to 6-7 forward Wa-Wa Chuckles, a Phil name. Chuckles was created with the rookie class of Season 18, then spent Season 19, Season, 20, Season 21, Season 22, Season 23, Season 24, Season 25 and Season 26 (a total of 9 campaigns) among the refuse populating the cut pile. The guy was actually not too shabby defensively and he could rebound and pass. But he could not score anywhere near the bucket, so it was "wa-wa-wa" and then good-bye.


Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Season 50 MBA All Star Game


West 73, East 65
WEST'S STRETCH RUN WINS IT
GILLETTE -- The 2,956 capacity fans who packed the small Gillette Humpdome were treated to a West Division 73-65 win in the first All Star Game held in the MBA's smallest and most remote franchise city.

The victory was the second in a row for the West, which still trails the East by a large margin, 31-19. 

The East seemed very much in control in the first half, leading at the break 37-28, thanks mainly to rookie guard Juzan Djinn of Dallas, who had 19 points at the halfway mark. 

But the West, cheered on by the roaring "home" crowd, took control in the second half, leading by a point after the third quarter. And in the fourth quarter, especially down the homestretch, the West took over, out-scoring the East 21-14, mirroring the first-quarter score.

PLAYER OF THE GAME
Sixth season San Jose power forward EDDIE "THE MILKMAN" CREAMER captured his first All Star MVP award in this, his third star game. The 6-9 Creamer was a force inside, scoring a game-high 24 points on 12 of 16 shooting, including 3 thundering dunks. He also grabbed 4 rebounds and stole 1 pass.

Below is Creamer and a list of recent All Star Game MVPs

Other 20-plus GVP performers
-- Going toe-to-toe with Chochky Galumpkus all game, Los Angeles center Quick Tink was outstanding in his first All Star affair, scoring 18 points, grabbing 6 rebounds and handing out 4 assists.

-- Sacramento power forward Wardy Joubert III played the small forward position in this game, but that didn't stop him from swallowing a game-high 10 rebounds while scoring 10 points. He was one rebound shy of tying Hall of Fame center Bart Pitbull's record of 11 rebounds in one All Star Game, set in Season 20. The 6-9 Joubert also had 1 blocked shot, 1 assist and 1 steal in this, his second ASG. Joubert dominated Wawa Wewa.

-- Rookie guard Juzan Djinn of Dallas started his first All Star Game like a house afire, pouring in 13 first-quarter points that included a pair of treys. He had 19 points by halftime, but only scored 2 points in the third quarter while being shut out in the fourth. Still, his 21 points led the East and the 6-2 Djinn dominated fellow rookie Flufferton Springs. Djinn tied for most blocked shots in the game with 2, grabbed 3 boards and had 2 assists.

-- Dallas center Chochky Galumpkus kept the East close for much of the fourth quarter, ending with 18 points, 2 rebounds and 1 assist. 

-- Veteran Charleston forward Frog Morton had a good news/bad news game in which he scored 18 points, grabbed a team-high 8 boards, added 1 steal and 1 assist, but threw up 6 treys that went astray. Half of those came in the fourth quarter. "It's a damn All Star Game," he noted afterward. "If Froggy can't be a chucker during the All Star Game, what's the point?"

NEXT UP: Tallying the all star career stats. Then, the second half commences with the same match-up that ended the first half of the season: First-place San Jose (4-1) at fourth-place Sacramento. The Fighting Amigos dusted the R-Dogs 95-67 in their first meeting, thanks in large part to Cremeofsum Yunguy's 30-point game.



 

Monday, April 4, 2022

Season 50 All Star Rosters and facts...plus...a new Hall of Famer


ALL STAR GAME FACTS
--The East has won 31 of the 49 All Star Games
-- Three rookies make starting lineups...all guards in a season of greatest rookie guards ever.
-- The injury to Sky Masterson of Seattle allows San Jose center Twinkles Spatula to sneak in with a 15.4 GVP.
-- Well-respected Philadelphia forward Wawa Wewa makes his third All Star squad and first as a starter in this, his 10th season.
-- Dallas center Chochky Galumpkus has most All Star starts among this season's starters, with three. Of the 10 starters in this season's game, he is the only repeat starter from Season 49.
-- San Jose point guard Cremeofsum Yunguy, the oldest starter in the MBA, makes his first All Star Game in his 14th season. This is a player who spent the first five seasons of his career in the cut pile. 
-- Gillette hosts its first All Star Game and is the only team to not place a player in the contest.
-- Nine players from last season's All Star Game made the team again this season.
-- Eight players have made their first All Star Game roster this season.
-- The most competition to make the All Star Game came at the forward position in the East Division, where 8 players had GVPs of 20 or more. 


JESSE SHERSHOT MAKES HALL
By earning a spot on this season's All Star roster, San Jose guard Jesse Shershot has achieved 10 awards (in just 3 and a half seasons) to become the 55th member of the MBA Hall of Fame. The three-time All-MBA guard has won two scoring titles (currently atop the league again), was Rookie of the Year, was last season's MVP and Playoff MVP and led his team to the championship of Season 49. This third All Star Game appearance clinched the Hall for him. He is now the fourth active Hall of Famer.

Hall of Fame by year 

Season 50

Jesse Shershot

Season 49

Doo-Rag Dripp

Season 48

Tree Fiddy

Season 47

Diss Reflexia (Veterans Committee)

Season 46

Baba Brinkman (Veterans Committee)

Season 45

Chip Battoe

Season 44

J.J. Gargantuan

Colquitt Croix

 

Season 43

Gulemon Mon-Mon (Veterans Committee)

Season 42

Beezow Bop-Bop

 

Season 41

Yipeekayee Masterfalcon

 

Season 40

Lemon Jell-o (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 39

Naf Naf

Art Vandalay

                      

Season 38

Ama Spikie (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 37

Benny Gumm (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 36

Tug Hershorts (Veterans Committee)

 

 

Season 35

Gato DoMato

Max Payne

 

Season 34

Ching-Chong Chung

 

Season 33

Tom “The Bomb” Kondla

 

Season 32

Hrundi V. Bakshi

Cheetos Jones

 

Season 31

None

 

Season 30

Rowdy Ron Clutch (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 29

Oscar Mudcat (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 28

Boone Doggle

 

Season 27

Sagittal Occlusal

 

Season 26

Momadou Zongo

 

Season 25

Shooter Flatch

Jonny Cockaroo

 

Season 24

None

 

Season 23

Tommy Zoop

Bart Pitbull

Joey Two-Tones

 

Season 22

Cam Bodia

 

Season 21

Shucks Oyster

 

Season 20

Silo Chamberlain (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 19

Curly Hogbottom

 

Season 18

Tarjetas Indice (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 17

Mable Reed (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 16

Diamond Dallas Paige

Guru Gannon

 

Season 15

Rip Slamjam

Stu Nod

Doc Watson

 

Season 14

Marshall Stax (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 13

None

 

Season 12

Doug Fresh

 

Season 11

Dan Mann

Link Lennex

 

Season 10

Bill Rustler

 

Season 9

Bub Wright (Veterans Committee)

 

Season 8

Alex Pal

Soul Duran

 

Season 7

Uncle Bob Masterson

Raisin Sport

 

Season 6

None

 

Season 5

Cappy Gambol

 

Season 4

None

 

Season 3

None

 

Season 2

None

 

Season 1

None