Introducing the Class of '47 Rookies ... with rankings, including free agents

 Rating the Season 47

 Rookies and Free Agents

   The last of the 16 rookies made for Season 47 turned out to be a Hall of Fame-caliber guard by the name of Jesse Shershot.

    The 6-2 guard will be a prize for any team that snares him, as he is not only the tallest guard in the draft, but the best shot who can score from every zone, including 3-Point Land, and also plays better than average defense.

   He was the creation of Tyler Masterson's significant other, Jesse Sherwood, who was handed the keys to Frankenstein's laboratory by Dave Masterson for the player named after her. 

   She responded with flying colors and turned the draft from drab to a compelling upcoming event.

So, without further adieu, here's the rookies and free agents, grouped by league owners Dave and Tyler.

Dave Rookie Rankings

Excellent Rookie Guards

Jesse Shershot

Dick Papers

Excellent Rookie Forwards

Sheetrock Hudson

Good Rookie Guards

Buddy "Stankpig" Pigglesworth

Franswa Perfecto

Joe Momsawhore

Good Rookie Forwards

Jospah Gecan

Entha Shortzone

Vito Andolini

Nombre Oculto

Good Rookie Centers

K-ream Skyhook

Taco Toosdae

Cut-pile bound rookies

Guard-- Boney Skelletrino

Guard-- Itsaka Numdrum

Forward-- Tootie Heathcliffe

Center-- Doli Doli Firenze

Tyler Rookies Rankings (based on 1-5 stars system)

5-Star Rookie Guards

Jesse Shershot

4-Star Rookie Guards

Dick Papers

3-Star Rookie Guards

Joe Momsawhore

2 1/2-Star Rookie Guards

Franswa Perfecto

2-Star Rookie Guards

Buddy "Stankpig" Pigglesworth

1 1/2-Star Rookie Guards

Boney Skelletrino

Itsaka Numdrum

4-Star Rookie Forwards

Sheetrock Hudson

3-Star Rookie Forwards

Entha Shortzone

2 1/2-Star Rookie Forwards

Vito Andolini

2-Star Rookie Forwards

Jospah Gecan

1 1/2-Star Rookie Forwards

Tootie Heathcliffe

Nombre Oculto

2 1/2-Star Rookie Centers

K-ream Skyhook

2-Star Rookie Centers

Taco Toosdae

Doli Doli Firenze

Dave Free Agent Rankings 

Excellent Free-Agent Guards

Freddy Chepuzzo

Very Good Free-Agent Guards

Hurricane Furrwizard

Good Free-Agent Guards

Red Reparee

Borderline Good Free-Agent Guards

Tweedle D. Dee

Questionable Free-Agent Guards

Charlest "FP" Popmeo

Very Good Free-Agent Forwards

Goodbar "Muddy" Masterson

Wardy "Big Wood" Joubert III

Excellent Free-Agent Centers

Chochky Galumpkus

Willie Carry McCoffee

Leaning Toward Cut-Pile Free-Agent Centers

Asiago Cheez

SEASON 47 DRAFT TO BE HELD ON THANKSGIVING DAY