Season 24 Regular Season Final

East Division
1st-Philadelphia Phobia 9-1 (in playoffs) (top overall defensive team yielding just 62.3 points pg)
2nd-Houston Iguanas 4-6 (in playoffs by tiebreaker)
3rd-Charleston Rebels 4-6
4th-Milwaukee Greyhounds 4-6
Last-Chicago Gale 2-8

West Division
1st-Dallas Demons 7-3 (in playoffs)
2nd-Sacramento River Dogs 6-4 (in playoffs by tiebreaker) (top rebounding team at 22.1 pg)
3rd-Oklahoma City Lariats 6-4 (top overall scoring team at 84 points per game)
4th-Seattle Stampede 5-5
Last-San Jose Fighting Amigos 3-7

Top Scorers
1. Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City 26.7 ppg (MBA record)
2. Horn E. Goatweed, Milwaukee 23.5 ppg
3. Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston 19.5
4. Boone Doggle, Dallas 19.2
5. Leapin' Lizzard, Seattle 18.0

Top Rebounders
1. Dean Wormer, Sacramento 5.8 per game
2. Beer Keg Carlisle, Sacramento 5.1
2. Curly Hogbottom, Philadelphia 5.1

Assist Leaders
1. California Dan Masterson, Dallas 4.7 per game
2. Pug Nose Flatface, Houston, 3.6
3. Nipple Rings Raguski, Seattle 3.4

Steals
1. Mamadou Zongo, Philadelphia 11
1. Nipple Rings Raguski, Seattle 11
3. Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City 9
3. Jinx Bluezemen, Houston 9

Blocked Shots
1. Davis Mastersoy, Houston 27
2. Jake Spoon, Seattle 21
2. Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston 21
2. Sammy Zazooch, Milwaukee 21

3-Point Shooting
1. Horn E. Goatweed, Milwaukee 91.1 percent...41 made (MBA Record)
2. Mamadou Zongo, Philadelphia 76.5 percent...26 made
3. Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City 58.1 percent...43 made

Free Throw Shooting
1. Ross "Cement Head" Harris, Philadelphia 89.7 percent...35 made
2. Titfur Tatt, Oklahoma City, (rookie) 95 percent...19 made
3. Peepers Pupswell, Milwaukee 100 percent...11 made

Top Scoring Games
1. Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City vs. Sacramento (50 points) breaking old record of 44 tied by himself in Season 21 while with Chicago and originally set by Soul Duran of Chicago in Season 7. (included record-setting 10 3-pointers)
2. Horn E. Goatweed, Milwaukee vs. Houston (49 points)
3. Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City vs. Dallas (35 points)
4. Horn E. Goatweed, Milwaukee vs. Chicago (34 points)

All-League Team
Guard-Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City, seventh year in league, fourth time all league
Guard-Horn E. Goatweed, Milwaukee, fifth year in league, second time all league
Center-Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston, seventh year in league, second time all league
Forward-Boone Doggle, Dallas, second year in league, first time all league
Forward-Sammy Zazooch, Milwaukee, fourth year in league, first time all league

League MVP--Tommy Zoop, Oklahoma City (last season...retiring)
second in voting Jonny Cockaroo, Charleston
third in voting Boone Doggle, Dallas

Rookie of the Year--Titfur Tatt, Oklahoma City, center
second in voting Bisquiero Cutoff, Charleston, forward
third in voting Funsy Van Slochum, San Jose, guard

Playoff matchups Round one, best of three
Philadelphia Phobia vs. Sacramento River Dogs
Dallas Demons vs. Houston Iguanas