Season 57 Featured Game No. 7...Milwaukee at Dallas...with a couple of bonuses tacked on

DALLAS 96, MILWAUKEE 91

DEMONS OUTLAST GREYHOUNDS

DALLAS -- They came into the game ranked as the two top defenses in the MBA, but before it was all over Mighty Dallas (now 6-1) was forced to put up its highest point total of the season and 70 percent shooting before finally nailing down a 96-91 victory over last-place Milwaukee (now 2-5).

It started out like a laugher for the first-place Demons, who sprinted off to a 32-20 first-quarter lead that eventually ballooned to 19 early in the second quarter.

But the gritty Greyhounds, who dropped a 1-point decision to Dallas earlier this season, put together a 50-point second half that saw them tie the game early in the fourth before finally going down in a relentless offensive show by both teams.

PLAYER OF THE GAME

34 GVP...Enjoying the finest season in this, the finale of his career, Dallas center BIGGUS DICKUS nailed down his third POG of the campaign (the second in as many games against Milwaukee) with a game-high 22 points. The stalwart 7-footer also tied for game-high with 6 rebounds and led everyone with 3 blocked shots, while handing out 3 assists. He was 11 for 13 from the floor, and every time Milwaukee drew close getting the ball to  Dickus in the post led to a big bucket. He's now tied for the most POGs this season and is averaging 17.7 points per game as the leading scorer for Dallas, far eclipsing his best scoring season of 13.5ppg three campaigns ago. He upped his scoring game at a time when last season's leading scorer Vicious Hick defected to Los Angeles and Hall of Fame guard Juzan Djinn is suffering through his least effective season.

Other 20-plus GVP performances

27 GVP...Dallas power forward Nick Kenpoop...16 points (3 slams)...6 assists...4 rebounds...1 blocked shot.

24 GVP...Milwaukee point guard Ehhy Table...Triple-double (5th of career)...14 points...5 rebounds...5 assists.

24 GVP...Milwaukee shooting guard Itstha Bishop...19 points...4 assists...1 rebound.

23 GVP...Milwaukee rookie center Dave Cowhand...16 points...6 rebounds...1 assist.

22 GVP...Dallas point guard Mini Carfartt...19 points (3 slams)...2 steals...1 rebound.

21 GVP...Dallas Hall of Fame forward Pete "the Steakman" Marzano...17 points...2 rebounds...2 assists.

MBA Standings … Season 57

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS…………………6-1

CHARLESTON……….4-2

PHILADELPHIA………4-3

OKLAHOMA CITY…..2-4

MILWAUKEE………..2-5

 

WEST DIVISION

SEATTLE………….5-2

LOS ANGELES….4-3

GILLETTE…………4-3

SACRAMENTO… 2-5

SAN JOSE…………1-6

NEXT UP: Bracket 7 concludes with Charleston at Oklahoma City as the Mountaineers hope to improve their grasp on second in the East while the Lariats struggle to stay out of the cellar. Charleston, behind the POG performance of rookie forward Cheech Aborte, won their last meeting 78-71.

BONUS #1

 

Talent in the middle abounds

For the last number of seasons the center position in the MBA has provided the most concentrated talent of any in the league. This season is no exception, with 7 of the 10 teams boasting pivots who are averaging 20-plus GVPs. Here is their current ranking.

n         Third-year 6-9 Oklahoma City center Poop-Rupiah 3000…27.6 GVP…20 ppg…9 blocks…100 percent from the foul line (11 for 11) … 83.1 percent shooter.

n        Retiring sixth-year 7-foot Dallas center Biggus Dickus…25.8 GVP…team and career best 17.7 ppg…4.7 rpg…10 blocks

n        Third-year 6-11 Charleston center Flatfoot Floogie…24.4 GVP…13.5 ppg…league-leading 7.7 rebounds per game…team-best 2.2 assists per game…74 percent shoorter…100 percent at line.

n       7-1 San Jose Hall of Fame center Chochky Galumpkus in his 12^th season…22.8 GVP…team-best 16.1 ppg…4.6 rebounds per game

n       Retiring 6-9, sixth-year pivot from Los Angeles Chat Bot…22.0 GVP… league-leading 26 blocked shots…12 ppg…4 rebounds per game…2 assists per game

n       6-11 Philadelphia center Blob Dylan…21.0 GVP…14.7 ppg…3.6 rpg…12 blocks

n       6-8 Gillette center Brother Jasper…20.7 GVP…15.6 ppg…4.7 rpg.

 

Add Hooza Goodboi, the 7-1, second-year center for Seattle who was on his way to a 20-plus GVP season before being felled by injury. Laughing Boy Lasso has proven a solid replacement.

Oklahoma City is so deep at center that two-time All-MBA player Johnny Bananas sits the bench.

It’s no coincidence that the teams lacking competitive pivots…Milwaukee…Sacramento…are struggling to stay relevant.

All of this talent and just two centers remain in the cut pile

 

BONUS #2

Longest Playoff Droughts

5 Seasons…Philadelphia Phobia

2 Seasons….Sacramento River Dogs

2 Seasons…Los Angeles Big One

2 Seasons…Oklahoma City Lariats

1 Season…Charleston Mountaineers

1 Season…Seattle Stampede

Season 57 Featured Game No. 6...Philadelphia at Dallas

PHILADELPHIA 75, DALLAS 73 (BUZZER BEATER!!!)

PHOBIA TRIUMPHS AT HORN

DALLAS -- Philadelphia center Blob Dylan slammed home the game-winning bucket on the final time unit as the visiting Phobia dealt the Dallas Demons their first loss in 13 games, 75-73.

The win split the season series between the first and second place teams in the East; Dallas having won the first meeting, a hard-fought 67-64 contest.

The Mighty Demons, down by 10 at the start of the quarter, came back with a familiar urgency witnessed time and again by MBA fans. The home team stood poised to win the game on the final posession, but with the game tied, "The Pharoah" Tut Ankhamun stole the ball from Dallas guard Wrinkly Tinkly Toe. One time unit later Dylan delivered his game-winning dunk.

Dallas is now 5-1 while Philadelphia, in second in the East, is now 4-2.

PLAYER OF THE GAME

24 GVP...Winding down his brilliant Hall of Fame career, Dallas' reliable forward PETE "THE STEAKMAN" MARZANO delivered his second POG of the season, leading his team with 16 points, grabbing 4 boards, assisting twice and blocking 2 shots. He was 5 for 6 from the floor and connected on all 6 of his free throws. It was a bit of revenge for Marzano, whose man, Phillip Mianus, took POG honors in their last meeting. Marzano is now averaging 11.8 per contest this season, but wise MBA fans know that those numbers do not represent his value to the five-time-defending champions.

Other 20-plus GVP performers

23 GVP...Philadelphia's retiring point guard Flufferton Springs...19 points (4 treys)...2 rebounds...2 assists.

22 GVP...Dallas Hall of Fame two guard Juzan Djinn...14 points...3 rebounds...3 blocked shots...2 assists.

21 GVP...Philadelphia's rookie shooting guard "Sleepy" Mel A. Tonin...18 points...2 rebounds...1 assist.

21 GVP...Philadelphia power forward Leonard Pinth Garnel...8 points...6 assists...6 rebounds...1 blocked shot. Third in points prevented.

Points prevented by quarters

Philadelphia...2...9...6...2  Total=19

Dallas.............4...6...6...0  Total=16

Tops in points prevented

1. Blob Dylan, Philadelphia...10

2. Biggus Dickus, Dallas...8

3. Leonard Pinth Garnel, Philadelphia 6

MBA Standings … Season 57

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS…………………5-1

PHILADELPHIA………4-2

CHARLESTON……….3-2

MILWAUKEE………..2-3

OKLAHOMA CITY…..2-4

 

WEST DIVISION

SEATTLE………….4-2

LOS ANGELES….3-3

GILLETTE…………3-3

SACRAMENTO… 2-4

SAN JOSE…………1-5

NEXT UP: Charleston at Milwaukee concludes bracket No. 6 and it’s another big one for both teams. A Greyhounds loss all but eliminates them from playoff contention. The Mountaineers need the win to keep pace with second-place Philly, which put an exclamation mark on their playoff hopes with their win over Dallas. In their last meeting, Milwaukee handled Charleston easily, 86-72, with Itstha Bishop's explosive 40-point game leading the way.

Season 57 All Star Game...Bracket 6 Preview...Power Rankings at the Hal

WEST 84, EAST 64

WEST DESTROYS EAST

SEATTLE -- The West came charging out of the starting blocks with a 13-0 run that was never headed on the way to its first win in four seasons, an 84-64 victory that hit the slaughter rule with two time units remaining in the contest.

The East leads the series 36 to 21.

Star forward Satan Israel of the Sacramento River Dogs broke the All Star single-game rebounding record by hauling down 12 caroms. The record was previously held by Hall of Fame center Bart Pitbull of Houston with 11 in Season 20's star affair.

There was one injury for one game in the contest, as Zippy Wunderslug of the East was felled in the first quarter. Milwaukee will have to go to the cut pile to fill his spot for their next game.

PLAYER OF THE GAME

28 GVP...Just named to the MBA Hall of Fame, Los Angeles' fourth year point guard supreme VICIOUS HICK doubled down during the All Star gathering by capturing his first All Star Game Most Valuable Player Award. The 6-2 superstar, playing in this third All Star contest, knocked down a game-high 21 points while handing out a game-high 4 assists. The former Dallas Demon was 8 for 12 from the field, bombing away at a 5 for 7 clip from behind the arc before fouling out. He becomes just the second  L.A. player to win the coveted honor and the first since Hall of Fame point guard Dr. Marcus Brody turned the trick in Season 48.

Other 20-plus GVP performers

27 GVP...Retiring Los Angeles center Chat Bot...18 points...5 blocked shots...3 rebounds...1 steal.

25 GVP...Sacramento power forward Satan Israel...11 points...12 rebounds...1 assist...1 steal

25 GVP...Seattle rookie forward J.J. "Jake" Pickle...12 points...7 blocked shots...4 rebounds...2 assists.

22 GVP...Milwaukee shooting guard Itstha Bishop...16 points...4 rebounds...1 steal...1 assist.

21 GVP...Retiring Charleston point guard Kopi Luwak...18 points (4 treys)...2 rebounds...1 steal.

BRACKET 6 PREVIEW

The second half of the season starts with a cross-over between Oklahoma City at Seattle as the Stampede tests its new starting center, the veteran Laughing Boy Lasso.

The FEATURED GAME of the bracket will be the fourth one...a second meeting between Philadelphia at Mighty Dallas, this time at Dallas. The unbeaten Demons managed to out-last the Phobia 67-64 in a defensive tussle. POG in that game was Philly forward Phillip Mianus. Dallas has won 13 in a row dating back to last season. They hold the record of 18 straight victories.

POWER RANKINGS AT HALFWAY MARK (previous rating in parentheses)

1. Dallas Demons (1)

2. Los Angeles Big One (2)

3. Philadelphia Phobia (4)

4. Charleston Mountaineers (6)

5. Seattle Stampede (3)

6. Milwaukee Greyhounds (5)

7. Oklahoma City Lariats (8)

8. Sacramento River Dogs (9)

9. Gillette Humps (7)

10. San Jose Fighting Amigos (10)

Season 57 All Star rosters announced...one is the latest Hall of Famer

 

ALL STAR GAME FACTOIDS

-- Seattle is host

-- East has won 36 times, West 20...East has won last 3 in a row and 5 of last 6

-- WITH HIS SELECTION TO THE ASG, VICIOUS HICK OF LOS ANGELES BECOMES THE 63RD MEMBER OF THE MBA HALL OF FAME

-- 10 repeat all stars from last season's squads

-- Three teams have three all stars, but Los Angeles' trio are all starters.

-- Center Blob Dylan of Philadelphia is the only player with a GVP over 20 to not make the squad.

-- Lone rookie to make the game is J.J. "Jake" Pickle, Seattle forward.

-- Last season's ASG MVP, forward Phillip Mianus of Philadelphia is back in the game. The other all star who has won MVP of the game is Eddie "The Milkman" Creamer of San Jose

-- If the MVP of the first half of the season was a thing, it would be retiring Dallas center Biggus Dickus, who is having his finest campaign of an excellent career.

-- Every franchise is represented by at least one all star.

-- Hall of Fame center Chochky Galumpkus of San Jose is now tied for sixth place in most ASG appearances with 8.

-- There are six first-time all stars and three first-time starters.

-- Conspicuous by his absence is Dallas Hall of Fame guard Juzan Djinn, picked unanimously to win the regular season MVP award.

Previous All Star Games held in Seattle

Season 47...East 66, West 60...MVP Chip Battoe, Dallas, Top Scorer, Chip Battoe 24

Season 39...West 71, East 69...MVP Naf Naf, Oklahoma City, Top Scorer, Naf Naf 26

Season 26...East 79, West55...MVP Boone Doggle, Chicago, Top Scorer, Deafman Glance, Milwaukee 19

Season 17...West 86, East 59...MVP Streetcar Johnny Masterson, Oklahoma City, Top Scorer Streetcar Johnny Masterson and Bart Pitbull of Philadelphia, each with 20

Season 6...East 79, West 76...MVP Soul Duran of Houston, Top Scorer Soul Duran 23

Season 57 First Half Team Stats and individual stats leaders

 

Bracket 5 react

THE EAST

Three teams changed their position in the standings

Charleston moved from fourth into second, thanks to a differential tie-breaker with Philly.

Philadelphia, despite a big win over L.A., dropped from second to third due to that win being a cross-over.

Milwaukee, nearly giving Dallas its first loss, dropped from third to fourth.

Dallas finishes the first half with two close wins. I'm convinced they'll lose somwhere along the way, but will finish first. Everyone else in the East has demonstrated capabilities of getting that second playoff spot.

THE WEST

Everyone retained their same spot in the standings despite the two top teams in the standings, Los Angeles and Seattle, both losing.

Seattle, however, lost its starting center for the season, which gives hope to Sacramento and Gillette to stay in the playoff hunt.

San Jose is giving up 92.6 points per game and is really the only team I am eliminating from the playoff race at the halfway mark.

Season 57...Featured Game 5...Dallas at Milwaukee

DALLAS 75, MILWAUKEE 74

DEMONS IN A SQUEAKER

MILWAUKEE -- It came down to a short jumper with 2 ticks left by the league's leading scorer, Itstha Bishop of Milwaukee, which would have given the home team Greyhounds the lead. But not only was Bishop's shot off the mark, it was blocked by Dallas Hall of Fame guard Juzan Djinn, and in a familiar conclusion, the five-time-defending-champs had their 13th consecutive win dating back to last season.

For the second game in a row, Mighty Dallas escaped with a close victory, (having just bested Philadelphia by 3 in their previous win) and once again go into the halftime break with a perfect 5-0 mark, perched atop the East Division. 

The win in this game came with a less-than-scintillating 51.6 percent shooting (0 for 11 from deep), built on a strong performance of the Dallas front court and a ball-popping 22 assists. 

Dallas may have lost last season's league MVP Vicious Hick to free agency, but they seem to be winning with pure muscle memory.

PLAYER OF THE GAME

36 GVP...Fresh off of announcing his retirement at the end of this season, the best center in Dallas history, BIGGUS DICKUS, dominated Milwaukee's helpless rookie center Dave Cowhand, scoring a team-high 26 points on 12 of 13 shooting (2 for 2 at the foul line). The reliable 7-footer, who has played a major role in every one of his team's five most recent titles, is having his best season in the pivot in this, his sixth campaign. His 19.2 scoring average is by far his best ever (best previous was 13.5), as the big guy has taken up the scoring slack left by the departed Hick. Always a clutch defender, Dickus led everyone in this game with 8 points prevented and was also the game's top rebounder with 7. He added 1 steal, 1 blocked shot and 1 assist. He's currently in a brutal battle to get his first All-MBA foil star with Oklahoma City's Poop-Rupiah 3000, and is a clinch to make his fourth All Star Game. The ASG honor would give him 9 awards, one short of Hall of Fame status. A championship ring would secure that vaunted status.

Other 20-plus GVP performances

33 GVP...Milwaukee power forward Zippy Wunderslug...27 points...5 rebounds...1 steal.

26 GVP...Milwaukee shooting guard Itstha Bishop...20 points...5 rebounds...1 assist.

22 GVP...Dallas power forward Nick Kenpoop...9 points...6 assists...3 rebounds...2 steals...2 blocks.

20 GVP...Dallas Hall of Fame small forward Pete "the Steakman" Marzano...11 points...5 rebounds...2 assists...2 blocked shots.

POINTS PREVENTED BY QUARTERS

Dallas...8...0...4...2...Total=14

Milwa...0...7...2...2...Total=11

TOPS IN POINTS PREVENTED

1. Biggus Dickus, Dallas...8

2. Ehhy Table, Milwaukee.5

3. Pete Marzano, Dallas....4

MBA Standings … Season 57

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS…………………5-0

CHARLESTON……….3-2

PHILADELPHIA………2-2

OKLAHOMA CITY…..2-3

MILWAUKEE………..2-3

 

WEST DIVISION

LOS ANGELES….3-1

SEATTLE………….3-1

SACRAMENTO… 1-3

GILLETTE…………1-3

SAN JOSE…………0-4

NEXT UP: Sacramento at Seattle in a rematch of this season’s lone buzzer-beater game, won on a medium shot at the horn by Seattle’s Eric A. Crocidale. Seattle is the favorite in this one, fighting for first in the West. But Sacramento’s last two games, the aforementioned close loss to Seattle and victory over Gillette, give them a semblance of hope.

Season 57 Retirements announced

Fourteen MBA players announced their retirements, which will take place at the end of this 57th season.

The hardest hit team was the five-time-defending champion Dallas Demons; the only team to lose two starters and the only club to lose a Hall of Fame player. Forward Pete "the Steakman" Marzano is the Hall of Famer and stalwart center Biggus Dickus is the other player who will be leaving the starting lineup of the Dallas dynasty.

Five other teams lost one starter, with only Charleston (2 players lost total) joining Dallas as the other team to lose more than one player. 

Sacramento and Gillette lost one reserve player each.

Two teams did not lose a single player. Those two were Milwaukee and San Jose. The Fighting Amigos, despite having six players up for retirement, including four starters, managed to make it through the process with no players retiring.

Four of the teams will be losing starting point guards (Charleston, Philadelphia, Oklahoma City, Seattle), two are losing solid centers (Dallas and Los Angeles) with only Dallas losing a starting forward.

Cut Pile retirees saw just four out of the 23 possible who were candidates hang it up. All four are forwards. Unless they are picked up by someone due to injury before this season is over, both Ichie Boobies and Mic Mack Moose will have spent their entire "careers" in the cut pile, each languishing for eight seasons.