The Methuselahs...the song...plus cut pile improvements

 

THE METHUSELAHS 

(players who out-smarted the cube of chance to play 15 or more seasons)

15 seasons
Cyd Lash
Doug Fresh (Hall of Famer)
Rip Slamjam (Hall of Famer)
Shag Bark

Kip Robinson
Larry Large
Motts Biondi
Joe Dokes

16 seasons
Buzz Kill (only "active" player on this list...buried deep in the cut pile

Jalapa Valley (all in cut pile...MFC of the MBA...most futile career)
Wayan Garuda

Funsy Van Slochum
Gulemon Mon-Mon

Steve Carter

17 seasons
Chuck Rysz
Slats Southpaw
Max Payne (Hall of Famer)
Mamadou Zongo (Hall of Famer)

18 seasons
Moe Bandy (tied for most consecutive active seasons at 18)
Achilles Heel (tied for most consecutive active seasons at 18)

20 seasons
Tubes Mullard (tied for most consecutive active seasons at 18)

24 seasons
Kirin Connor (10 in cut pile)

29 seasons
Pug Mahone (22 in cut pile)

19 players of the 812 who have been created for the MBA made it to their 15th season and beyond. Only one has a song. (see below). Penned by the Cole Porter of the MBA, Phil Davia.

 

 

Pug Mahone song

 

He is one of the MBA legends!!!!!!     His record is a 10,000 - 1 chance!!!
The fans have a song about him.................

Oh it's Pug Mahone,
It's Pug Mahone!

When the Cut-pile calls
Please pick up the phone!

Look at the Records,
It's never been done,
He's 10,000  to Onnnnnne!!!!!!!

          That's Pug!

He's Ten Thousaaaaaaaannd   to Oooooooooonnnnnnnneeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 CUT PILE GUYS ALL STILL SUCK (except maybe for Larga)

Nothing to write home about when it comes to cut pile improvements/regressions. Biggest change is to best player in cut pile, Carga Larga, who now has a block on his card.