Sunday, August 31, 2014

Phobia methodically mows down Iguanas



Philadelphia 78, Houston 63

HOUSTON--Led once again by its amazing backcourt duo of Cheetos Jones and Cock A. Doodledoo, the Philadelphia Phobia seized control early, then held Houston at bay comfortably to go ahead in this championship series two games to none.
Philadelphia now returns home just one victory shy of winning its fifth consecutive MBA championship.

Jones, the MVP of the Game with a game-high 27 points, looks like he could be nabbing the one great award, Playoff MVP, that has thus far eluded his Hall of Fame career.

If he doesn't get it, it will surely go to his running mate, Doodledoo, who racked up 21 points in this latest win.

Both Jones and Doodledoo put the defensive screws to the usually high-scoring tandem of Ching-Chong Chung and Hall of Famer Hrundi V. Bakshi, who combined for just 21 points on just 36 percent shooting.

Second-year center Sanjay Patel broke free to lead all Houston scorers with 20 points, but his strong outing was just a doggie bone for the home team crowd looking frantically for any morsel of hope on which to gnaw.

1 comment:

MBA said...

Over before it started.
quote from TM