Season 52 Featured Game No. 4...Charleston at Dallas

Dallas 75, Charleston 59

YOUNG DEMONS SPANK CHARLESTON 

DALLAS -- After a competitive first half in which the visitors from Charleston led by five at the break, the Whiz Kids from Dallas stepped on the accelerator in the second half and buried the would-be challengers for a 75-59 victory.

The second half saw Dallas, now 4-0, crush the Mountaineers 39-18 as they held their opponent to a 10-point third quarter, followed by an even better 8-point fourth.

Amazingly, the poised victors did not turn the ball over even once the entire game.

Meanwhile, thanks to excellent defense plus poor long-range shooting, Charleston shot itself out of the game with a 1 for 20 effort from beyond the 3-point line.

PLAYERS OF THE GAME

32 GVP...Rookie forward RAY "THE STEAKMAN" MARZANO captured the second POG of his young Dallas career with a dominant effort over Charleston veteran Sheetrock Hudson. The 6-8 Marzano scored 19 points on 9 of 13 shooting (1 for 1 from the foul line), grabbed 5 rebounds, blocked 3 shots, handed out 3 assists and led everyone in the game with 2 steals. He also led everyone in turnovers caused, with 2. Traded from Sacramento for Hall of Fame center J.J. Gargantuan, Marzano is making the deal look more than even.

32 GVP...Third-year Dallas guard JUZAN DJINN overwhelmed Splash Gordon of Charleston. The 6-2 defensive specialist personally accounted for 9 points prevented, tops in the game, by blocking all three of Gordon's "made" 3-pointers on the way to the first triple-double of his career. Last season's All-MBA player tallied a ridiculous game-high 10 rebounds, blocked a game-high 5 shots, tied for team-high in assists with 4, registered 1 steal and scored 12 points. He was 6 for 13 from the floor. This was his first POG this season. Out of the six excellent guards to come out of the rookie class of Season 50, Djinn has emerged as the best of the lot.

Other 20-plus GVP performers

29 GVP...Looking like the early Rookie of the Year pick, Dallas point guard Kopi Luwak led the second-half barrage for Dallas, ending with a game-high 22 points, 3 rebounds and tying for team-high with 4 assists. He dominated Vinny Zazeech.

21 GVP...Second-year center Johnny Bananas of Charleston played the most complete game for the losers, scoring 12 points, hauling in a team-best 5 rebounds, blocking a team-best 2 shots and doling out 2 assists. 

POINTS PREVENTED BY QUARTERS

Charleston...2...4...0...2...Total=8

Dallas..........2...6...2...5...Total=15

TOP PLAYER IN POINTS PREVENTED

Juzan Djinn, Dallas...9

three other players had 4

TURNOVERS CAUSED BY QUARTERS

Charleston...0...0...0...0  Total=0

Dallas..........0...1...0...2   Total=3

TOP PLAYERS IN TURNOVERS CAUSED

1. Ray Marzano, Dallas 2

2. Juzan Djinn, Dallas 1

MBA Standings … Season 52

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS………………….4-0

OKLAHOMA CITY…..2-1

PHILADELPHIA………2-1

CHARLESTON………..2-2

MILWAUKEE……….. 0-3

 

 

WEST DIVISION

SACRAMENTO…4-0

SAN JOSE………….1-2

SEATTLE…………..1-3

GILLETTE………….1-3

LOS ANGELES…..1-3

 

NEXT UP:  The MBA’s only win-less team, Milwaukee, travels to Philadelphia, where the Phobia expects to break the 60-60 lifetime record against the Greyhounds, which would give them a winning career mark against every franchise.

Season 52...Featured Game No. 3...Los Angeles at Dallas

DALLAS 87, LOS ANGELES 57

WHIZ KIDS ROLL OVER DEFENDING CHAMPS

DALLAS -- It's early, but it's time to nickname the uber-talented Dallas quintet whose oldest starter is just entering his third season and features three rookies, two of whom are bona fide competitors for All-MBA. Newcomers Kopi Luwak and Biggus Dickus join last season's All-MBA players Juzan Djinn and Rookie of the Year Satan Israel, giving coach Naceg Gecan a four-some where it could be argued that any of the four are the best player on the team. 

We're calling them the Whiz Kids, ala the youthful 1950 Philadelphia Phillies who surprised everyone by winning the National League pennant and the early 1940s University of Illinois basketball team, which also dominated despite youth.

Oh, by the way, these new Whiz Kids defrocked two-time defending champion Los Angeles (now 1-2) in this cross-over game 87-57. 

POINTS PREVENTED BY QUARTERS

Los Angeles...4...10...0...2  Total=16

Dallas.............4....0....1...4  Total=9

Top Individuals in points prevented

1. Great Gruncle Terry, Los Angeles 5

2. Pete Marzano, Dallas 4

2. Reed Lemur, Dallas 4

PLAYER OF THE GAME

32 GVP...7-foot rookie center BIGGUS DICKUS of Dallas had the best game of his young career, dominating Swordfish Willie Shingles of Los Angeles. The rookie prize of the Season 52 draft, Dickus scored a game-high 24 points on 12 of 18 shooting (0 for 1 at foul line) while pulling down 7 rebounds. The big guy also led his team in blocked shots, swatting away 3. 

Other 20-plus GVP performers

28 GVP...Prize rookie point guard Kopi Luwak passed the acid test that was defensive genius Great Gruncle Terry with absolute aplomb. Luwak picked on Terry so often that he came up with the first triple-double of his career. The 6-2 point guard scored 15 points, including 3 long bombs, registered a game-high 8 assists and snagged 5 rebounds.

27 GVP...The old man of the Demons, third-year star Juzan Djinn, filled up the stat columns thusly...16 points, 7 rebounds, 2 blocked shots and 2 assists. He destroyed Flufferton Springs.

25 GVP...Los Angeles rookie forward Vuil'Raith Cabal led L.A. in scoring with 20 points and tied for team-high in rebounds with 4. The 6-10 Cabal also blocked 1 shot.

25 GVP...Second-year wunderkind forward Satan Israel contributed 17 points, 3 rebounds and 1 assist despite fouling out.

MBA Standings … Season 52

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS………………….3-0

OKLAHOMA CITY…..2-0

CHARLESTON………..2-1

PHILADELPHIA………1-1

MILWAUKEE……….. 0-3

 

 

WEST DIVISION

SACRAMENTO…3-0

SAN JOSE………….1-2

SEATTLE…………..1-2

LOS ANGELES…..1-2

GILLETTE………….0-3

 

NEXT UP:  Philadelphia locks horns with first-place Oklahoma City in a test of early-season strength for the two playoff contenders in the bloody, bloody East Division battleground.

 

Season 52...Featured Game No. 2...Philadelphia at Dallas

 DALLAS 73, PHILADELPHIA 67

Young Demons outlast Phobia

DALLAS -- Shooting an efficient 61.7 percent, the fresh-faced whippersnappers from Dallas took their record to 2-0, answering their first big challenge of Season 52 with a 73-67 win against visiting Philadelphia. 

Philly, thought to be Dallas' main challenger in the East, suffered an early blow when point guard Dick Papers went out with a first-quarter injury and never returned. (He's back next game.)

PLAYER OF THE GAME

27 GVP...Traded straight up by Sacramento for Hall of Fame center J.J. Gargantuan, rookie forward PETE "THE STEAKMAN" MARZANO of Dallas blended strong defense with offense and rebounding to help secure this big win. The 6-8 Marzano scored 14 points on perfect 6 for 6 shooting (including a dunk) while going 2 for 2 from the foul line. He also pulled down a game-high 7 rebounds, tied for game-high in blocked shots with 3, dished 2 assists and accounted for 1 steal. 

Other 20-plus GVP performers

26 GVP...Second-year forward (last season's All-MBA and Rookie of the Year) Satan Israel of Dallas led everyone in scoring with 22 points, dominating a fine defender, D. Fenestration, in doing so. The 6-8 star also grabbed 4 boards.

24 GVP...Dallas' oldest starter, third-year guard Juzan Djinn, locked horns in mortal combat with his fellow Season 50 draft class standout Ehhy Table in a game-within-a-game. Djinn held his own with 15 points, 3 rebounds and 3 assists while tying for most blocked shots in the contest with 3. 

24 GVP...Philadelphia two-guard Ehhy Table led his team in scoring with 17 points, despite having to contend with the defensive madness of Juzan Djinn. The 6-5 third-year man tied for game-high in assists with 4 and snagged 3 rebounds.

MBA Standings … Season 52

EAST DIVISION

DALLAS………………….2-0

OKLAHOMA CITY…..1-0

CHARLESTON………..1-1

PHILADELPHIA………1-1

MILWAUKEE……….. 0-1

 

 

WEST DIVISION

SEATTLE…………..1-0

SACRAMENTO…1-0

GILLETTE………….0-1

LOS ANGELES…..0-1

SAN JOSE………….0-2

 

NEXT UP:  Oklahoma City hopes to stay unbeaten in the East as the Lariats travel to the Midwest to face Milwaukee.